ALSO, I'm really, truly trying to quit smoking. I have an e-cigarette I keep close at hand.
Last but not least, I respectfully request that any would be suitors meet the following criteria (clearing my throat):
1. Have a job or be legitimately retired.
2. Have your own transportation (the city bus does not count cuz it doesn't belong to you) and a valid non-suspended and/or revoked driver's license.
3. Not be estranged from your children (if you have them) due to your inability to step up to the plate like a decent human being and be there for them as a parent.
4. Don't lie about having a degree if you don't have one. It's okay not to have one, just please don't be a big fat stupid liar about it.
I don't mean to sound like a raging ****, but if you're in my age group and can't manage these things, I really don't see us having anything in common. Just trying to save us both time and effort.