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TerriBehrens

48 F Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Tra-la! It's me! That's one hell of a questionaire, isn't i? Looking for someone I can laugh, love and live a little with. I like roadtrips and beautiful landscapes, appreciate good food. Sometimes I swear. Am fond of singing loudly and proudly to the radio while driving. I am kind to animals and small children. I almost never run red lights. I like lively, intelligent conversation. And sometimes i laugh inappropriately when someone falls down. Sorry 'bout that.

ALSO, I'm really, truly trying to quit smoking. I have an e-cigarette I keep close at hand.

Last but not least, I respectfully request that any would be suitors meet the following criteria (clearing my throat):

1. Have a job or be legitimately retired.
2. Have your own transportation (the city bus does not count cuz it doesn't belong to you) and a valid non-suspended and/or revoked driver's license.
3. Not be estranged from your children (if you have them) due to your inability to step up to the plate like a decent human being and be there for them as a parent.
4. Don't lie about having a degree if you don't have one. It's okay not to have one, just please don't be a big fat stupid liar about it.

I don't mean to sound like a raging ****, but if you're in my age group and can't manage these things, I really don't see us having anything in common. Just trying to save us both time and effort.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting by, living, smiling, laughing when I can. I never stop learning.
I’m really good at
I can whistle with my fingers! And i really like driving with the windows rolled down on a beautiful day with my arm stretched out the window and the wind messing up my hair. I realize that doing this isnt a skill, but being able to enjoy it IS.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have great hair. Honestly though, it's probably my face first and then my breasts depending on what I'm wearing and how cold it is outside.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones (the books), the movie Freeway (during which I laughed my hind end off), many many types of music (except rap... I just don't get that at all), adventurous food (yes, I eat meat. I am nothing close to a vegan or the like... yeah, BEEF!).
The six things I could never do without
(not in any particular order)
My family
My cappuchino maker
My dog (he's really really cute and huge and hairy)
My hairbrush
My toothbrush
Food and water and oxygen
my steam mop. I know that's 7 things, but have you ever used a steam mop? They are completely awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not rocky mountain oysters come from hosts that are still alive... out in a field somewhere... eating grass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Headed home from visiting my daughter and grandbabies. After that I usually chill at home. Which is why I'm on this site. Cuz I was thinking that I'd probably rather do something else on Friday nights. Savy?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You mean right here? Now? Apparently nothing.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't mind that I'm not a stick figure :) I'm not a total blob, but I'm not skinny. I like to get this out of the way so i don't have to keep worrying 'will i be too fat?' I think I look good. Also, if you're the type intimidated by intellect, you might want to look elsewhere. I really do best when I'm with someone who can hold up their end of a conversation.

And please don't message me if all you're going to say is something stupid like "you sound kinky. want to chat?" or "I bet you have nice legs." That's just flat out socially retarded. You wouldn't just walk up to a woman on the street and say something like that (unless you want to be slapped or called a pervert), so you should probably have the manners and social consideration you would have if you were meeting someone face to face.