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Terrible_Lizard

21 M Keller, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Howdy, I'm Zach.

If you take this profile less seriously than I do, then you're probably cool and should send me a line. Never know right? I promise I don't own a fedora.

Either way, thanks for creeping ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Aspiring writer. Between that and a day job I'm working on a sexy tech writing degree. #sexinessmayvary
I’m really good at
Not being creepy on a dating site. *Patting self on back*
Looking stoned in profile pics.
Dressing myself.
Being interesting and mysterious on the internet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Robert E. Howard, C.L. Moore, Joe Abercrombie, Laird Barron, Walter Moers, Robert B. Paker, Tom Piccirilli, Clark Ashton Smith, Karl Edward Wagner, Dan Simmons, M.R. James, James Stokoe, Stephen King, Algernon Blackwood, Ken Bruen, Haruki Murakami, Stephen Graham Jones, Meg Abbott, Frank Bill, Lucius Shepard, Dennis Etchison, Michael McDowell, Norman Partridge, Anthony Neil Smith, etc.

Movies: Favorites include westerns, horror, gangster, noir, sci-fi, etc. I can find something to like in most shit.

Shows: House of Cards, Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, True Detective, some anime, yadda yadda.

Music: Heavy Metal, and Heavy Metal.

Food: BBQ and Italian are my favorites, but if it's dead I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
socks
family
friends
burgers
internet
coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
oh fuck a quote, run for your lives.

"It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion".
- Anatole France
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully not on this site.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
PLEASE I'M SO LONELY OH GOD!