I’m a relatively relaxed late twenties guy who is into music, going to gigs, films, hanging out with mates and the likes.

Killing all hippies, working for the man, selling out and other things involved in being an “adult”

I’m great at terrible jokes and puns, retaining pointless trivia but constantly forgetting any information of any consequence. I also make excellent brownies although they do make the kitchen look like a bomb site and contain approximately 80kg of sugar each.

My good looks and my modesty

Books well I don’t read enough but when I do its generally non-fiction and comedy, stuff like "Bad Science" by Ben Goldacre, "Rip it up and start again" by Simon Reynolds ,"The Perfect Fool" by Stewart Lee, “I Partridge” by Steve Coogan. Currently attempting to read “The Quantum Universe” by Brian Cox and Jeff Forsaw, I may have bitten off more than I can chew and may chicken out and switch to “World War Z”

Musicwise I’m into lots of different stuff but a lot of it would fall into alternative/Indie. Some of my favourite acts include Tom Waits, Radiohead, The Smiths, The Cure, Talking Heads, Television, Fatima Mansions, Neil Young.
In terms of movies I like good thrillers and comedies, some of my favourite movies include Chinatown, Glengary Glen Ross, Twelve Monkeys, Millers Crossing, The Third Man, Memento.

TV stuff wise I like or liked Arrested Development, OZ, Dr. Who, Twin Peaks, Mighty Boosh, The Thick of It, Seinfield, Its always sunny in Philadelphia, Sherlock.. At the moment my favourite Show is Breaking Bad a really great show its a pity it doesn’t get much kudos on this side of the pond.

Food I like to cook, I’m a decent cook but very fussy about what I eat. I like good quality food but sometimes I do eat takeaway crap as well and I would probably only last about 20 minutes as a vegetarian one day I hope to set up my own rival PETA organisation People Eating Tasty Animals.

My Laptop/Internet connection
My music collection
Good food
My mates
The occasional pint(s) of cider
The entire Sweet Valley High collection

I was once being stalked by Neil Hannon of the Divine Comedy.

My front teeth are fake, I woke up one morning and I had no front teeth and had no recollection how it happened (I wasn’t drinking the night before).

You like geeky indie, good cinema, and just taking things as they come.