Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
My life is pretty awesome!
//Do you have a sense of humor?
Forget all the other dudes, I am the BEST.
-Handsome badass? Check.
-Down to earth? MOTHERFLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT.
Don’t believe me? Check this shit out:
-I am confident: I am the only guy on here who doesn’t exaggerate his height.
-I am patient: I am totally playing Angry Birds when you are getting ready.
-I am ridiculously smart: I build awesome apps that save lives in hospitals. (Yeah, claiming things on OKC means they must be true! :p)
-I am cultured: I travel the globe and soak in local cultures to broaden my horizon.
-I am caring: When you cry, I am all sympathetic and what not.
Need more? Check these FACTS!
-I am resilient: When things go wrong in life, I take it in stride and bounce back even harder. There’s nothing I can’t handle.
-I am awesome: When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
-I am dependable: Car broke down 4 am in the morning? I’m freaking there.
It’s a done deal. No need to hear more, trust me you will love me. We are totally meeting up tomorrow. I am always on time because I have an iPhone and know how to use Apple Maps (I miss Google Maps).