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TerryTerp

32 M Bethesda, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.


My life is pretty awesome! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsd6yLQfyTM

//Do you have a sense of humor?
Forget all the other dudes, I am the BEST.

-Handsome badass? Check.
-Ambitious? Doublecheck.
-Honest? Mega-check.
-Down to earth? MOTHERFLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT.

Don’t believe me? Check this shit out:

-I am confident: I am the only guy on here who doesn’t exaggerate his height.
-I am patient: I am totally playing Angry Birds when you are getting ready.
-I am ridiculously smart: I build awesome apps that save lives in hospitals. (Yeah, claiming things on OKC means they must be true! :p)
-I am cultured: I travel the globe and soak in local cultures to broaden my horizon.
-I am caring: When you cry, I am all sympathetic and what not.

Need more? Check these FACTS!

-I am resilient: When things go wrong in life, I take it in stride and bounce back even harder. There’s nothing I can’t handle.
-I am awesome: When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
-I am dependable: Car broke down 4 am in the morning? I’m freaking there.

It’s a done deal. No need to hear more, trust me you will love me. We are totally meeting up tomorrow. I am always on time because I have an iPhone and know how to use Apple Maps (I miss Google Maps).

Sincerely,
Terry
What I’m doing with my life
Saving lives, doing cool things that matter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/
-Taking over the world after the zombie apocalypse.
-Making a dent in the universe.
-How to scheme my way into getting paid to travel around the world????
-Sex
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You are hot, and you don't have the personality of a cardboard. It's probably best if you are a smartass, because I am a smartass.

-You would love to cross off items on this list with me: http://www.businessinsider.com/100-trips-to-take-2014-2

-You are not boring. Meaning you live passionately, and have a burning desire to explore the world.

-You are not afraid of failure, or give a rats ass about what others think about you.

-You are utterly inspired by the following speech
http://youtu.be/iKHTawgyKWQ

-You are not lying about your height, and we are talking about height without shoes. And your pictures are not from 10 years ago, come on I will find out eventually. :)

-You appreciate Gaudi, van der Rohe, F.L.Wright, Dali, Miro, Lichtenstein, Warhol. Monet, Renoir, van Gogh, Ives...