Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.


My life is pretty awesome! ya? :D 
http://youtu.be/vEsRMh1imRQ

//Do you have a sense of humor?
Forget all the other dudes, I am the BEST.

-Handsome badass? Check.
-Ambitious? Doublecheck.
-Honest? Mega-check.
-Down to earth? MOTHERFLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT.

Don’t believe me? Check this shit out:

-I am confident: I am the only guy on here who doesn’t exaggerate his height.
-I am patient: I am totally playing Angry Birds when you are getting ready.
-I am ridiculously smart: I build iPhone apps and shit that save lives in hospitals.
-I am cultured: I travel the globe and soak in local cultures to broaden my horizon.
-I am caring: When you cry, I am all sympathetic and what not.

Need more? Check these FACTS!

-I am resilient: When things go wrong in life, I take it in stride and bounce back even harder. There’s nothing I can’t handle.
-I am awesome: When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
-I am dependable: Car broke down 4 am in the morning? I’m freaking there.
-I am persevering: I work out and play sports and shit while getting my MBA.

It’s a done deal. No need to hear more, trust me you will love me. We are totally meeting up tomorrow. I am always on time because I have an iPhone and know how to use Apple Maps (I miss Google Maps).

Sincerely,
Terry

Saving lives, doing cool things that matter.

making fun of you
robbing banks
playing basketball and other sports
Amsterdam Barcelona and China
dancing my arse off
cooking food that I cant pay people to eat
drawing naughty pictures
traveling all over the world
career
economics
being fit and sexy
overpaying for fine-dining
being ambitious
Warren Buffets business of life
simultaneously loving and hating coffee
gaining knowledge
regretting sent emails
not finishing todo lists
being good at math
being suckered into dates
suckering you into dates
partying in my car in 495 rush-hour traffic
watching Jim Rogers explain why price of sugar will go up
strategic planning
falling for marketing gimmicks
programming practical applications
investing in the stock market
enjoying going to work
playing on the internet at work
lasting a long time
being faithful
fun intellectual engagements
rationalizing why I need an iPhone 5 when my 4S is doing just fine

I'm always having a good time! Here is the secret to being happy, don't worry about things outside of your control (expectations). Deciding you want to have a good time is one of the easiest things to do.

Harry Potter Hunger Games Warren Buffet's Business of Life The Adventure Capitalist Hangover Superbad Eat Pray Love Freakonomics House music Trance Music Rap Hip hop classical midnight in paris Vicky Cristina Barcelona To Rome with Love Game of Thrones Seeking a Friend for the End of the World Moonrise Kingdom ESPN Y Tu Mamá También Amores Perros Cidade de Deus Chico and Rita Old School Superbad Melinda and Melinda

health purpose music challenges improvements laughter

-Taking over the world after the zombie apocalypse? (I could use a partner in crime).
-Why does the BADASS crossbow wielding hillbilly, Daryl in Walking Dead now have an emo haircut like a socially awkward Asian teen?? Who has time to maintain that ish during the zombie apocalypse?
-Existentialism... What do I want to do before I die and how to achieve them?
-How do I improve as a person and live a life that is worthwhile?
-How to scheme my way into getting paid to travel around the world????
-"Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. ... Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful -- that's what matters to me."
-Sex
-"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, she won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley.

Hadokening. duh!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/if-this-is-what-the-japanese-harlem-shake-looks-like-america

I totally singing and dancing in my car all day. Traffic does not faze me!

-You are hot, and you don't have the personality of a cardboard. It's probably best if you are a smartass.

-You have ambitions to accomplish grand things in life. I know a lot of folks who treat their job like a jail sentence, turn on the tv when they get home, goto the bars on the weekends, then repeat x infinity. I find that to be utterly boring. I dig people who have a burning passion to live their life to the fullest, who put in hard work to realize their dreams, and have a zest to explore the world and expand their comfort zone.

-You are not afraid of failure, or give a rats ass about what others think about you.

-You are utterly inspired by the following speech
http://youtu.be/iKHTawgyKWQ

-You are not lying about your height, and we are talking about height without shoes. And your pictures are not from 10 years ago, come on I will find out eventually. :)

-You appreciate Gaudi, van der Rohe, F.L.Wright, Dali, Miro, Lichtenstein, Warhol. Monet, Renoir, van Gogh, Ives...