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Tether_Ball

33 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hello my friend!!!!
My name is Nataliya
To me 27 years will be very fast!!
I have seen your structure on a dating site
And you have very much liked me.
I very strongly would like to get acquainted with you.
For that you could understand who to you writes, I send to you the photo.
I hope, that you will answer me.
I with impatience shall wait for your answer.
Nataliya

I am passionate about a lot of things in life... Pool, Music, Women, Learning. I am relentlessly trying to improve at everything. I am a man, and inherently flawed for being one. Yet, I am constantly reminded of the beauty that comes to fruition from existing as such.

Yes this profile is a joke, outside of me being completely honest on every question. I am bored, I am an exhibitionist, I believe in love and am often a hopeless romantic. I don't really want to go on a date, that would take a lot of coaxing. I am uncomfortable alone, but I feel more comfortable than when I am attached to the wrong person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
There is shadow under this red rock,
(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Actually I have a saying that I am good at everything but life and relationships... I think I am always waiting to be proven wrong, either by being bested or being wooed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On this profile, that I have no face. I instead exist as a ball of masculine energy. Hide your eyes, the eyes are the window to the soul. It is safer to show you junk for now...

IRL, Nothing. I am hard to read. They recognize an open-ended curiosity. They may notice that I have a decent swagger, whatever that means. After time they start to view me as a safe person to open up to, full of wisdom and compassion... Then, once in a while I let them know that they are annoying, which I should have said before they started to respect me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a weird relationship with reading. Any day my taste may change.. Right now I have been pondering "Dream Songs" by Berryman. I often get caught up in Shakespeare or Joyce though. When I was younger I was happier with choose your own adventure books.

As far as movies, I will watch everything... However I may hate it.
Music is a tough one. I like to play it more that listen at this point.

Food favorite is likely sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar.
A cold beer.
A pool table.
umm... another cold beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to make pickup lines out of Shakespeare quotes. Such as, "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

Unfortunately, I seem to always talk to girls that are more geared for presidential quotes... like, "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
or even, "Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Considering going dancing... but never getting around to it. Instead I will most likely sit in a dive bar having a discussion on Hubble's law, or dark matter. Or making plans for Saturday that I won't keep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Years back I got a Prince Albert because a girl dared me to. I was pretty much a virgin at that age, and sexually I was kinda conservative.... However a dare was a dare.

I have usually had too much to drink before I edit my profile.

Ooh, Quotes of the day..!
Those that drawl you in, and are not sirens, are angels.
Fondness makes the mind grow absent.

Why didn't Bob Marley shoot the deputy?
Because his gun be jammin.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are bored or curious. If you like fun on the Internets or IRL. If you are not going to stab me in my sleep, I am down with anything.
Honestly, I am deeply in need of some attention, otherwise I wouldn't be showing my big cock off to the world. Just message me if you want to, I am usually worth a chat with.

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