In the mean time, I'm trying to make my dog behave socially functional but its not working out.
EDIT: Just got netflix. My life has been ruined
DOUBLE EDIT: Still ruined.
Food...everything. I like everything.
And craft beer. Lots of craft beer.
Being naked and/or pantsless
- If going back in time and having sex with yourself is masturbation or legitimate sex
- How scarred I am from watching "A Serbian Film"
- Why gravity is such a cruel mistress
- Random dreams like giant Jesus fighting Godzilla for control of the countryside
- Why so many people's whole lives revolve around EDM
- Inflicting harm to people who cut me off in traffic. [Note to self: get spy car]
- How beautiful you are
- Why my dog is sooooo annoying
- How many fucks I should give about my typos in a non-professional setting
- Why they only play the Remix to Ignition and not just the regular one [edit: the original one sucks. question answered at karaoke]
You want to be beer friends.
You are a dog trainer.
Or I guess since this is a dating site, it would make sense to message me. Looking for dating!