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Tetlak

24 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Student by day, bar employee by night, super villain by later night.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I work at bars while I am finishing up college. My goal is to be a cop and currently I am playing the waiting game concerning my entrance into the police academy.

In the mean time, I'm trying to make my dog behave socially functional but its not working out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking my pants off, whether it's for comfort or for the No Pants Subway ride.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyelashes are freakishly long and curly. My eyes are green. I have a butt chin. These are all common. Oh, and that my last name can be morphed into several nipple/breast related jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don't watch much TV.

EDIT: Just got netflix. My life has been ruined
DOUBLE EDIT: Still ruined.

Food...everything. I like everything.
And craft beer. Lots of craft beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Basketball
Spontaneity
Being naked and/or pantsless
Adventures
Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Does negative velocity actually exist or is it just the process of velocity going in the opposite direction that it started?
- If going back in time and having sex with yourself is masturbation or legitimate sex
- How scarred I am from watching "A Serbian Film"
- Basketball
- Why gravity is such a cruel mistress
- Random dreams like giant Jesus fighting Godzilla for control of the countryside
- Coffee
- Why so many people's whole lives revolve around EDM
- Beer
- Inflicting harm to people who cut me off in traffic. [Note to self: get spy car]
- How beautiful you are
- Why my dog is sooooo annoying
- How many fucks I should give about my typos in a non-professional setting
- Why they only play the Remix to Ignition and not just the regular one [edit: the original one sucks. question answered at karaoke]
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whispers in the Dark on WGCI gets me in the mood.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you agree that I am strikingly handsome, even though I'm only 5'7.

You want to be beer friends.

You are a dog trainer.

Or I guess since this is a dating site, it would make sense to message me. Looking for dating!