26 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
Student by day, bar employee by night, super villain by later night.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I work at bars while I am finishing up college. My goal is to be a cop and currently I am playing the waiting game concerning my entrance into the police academy.

In the mean time, I'm trying to make my dog behave socially functional but its not working out.
I’m really good at
Taking my pants off, whether it's for comfort or for the No Pants Subway ride.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyelashes are freakishly long and curly. My eyes are green. I have a butt chin. These are all common. Oh, and that my last name can be morphed into several nipple/breast related jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't watch much TV.

EDIT: Just got netflix. My life has been ruined
DOUBLE EDIT: Still ruined.

Food...everything. I like everything.
And craft beer. Lots of craft beer.
The six things I could never do without
Being naked and/or pantsless
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Does negative velocity actually exist or is it just the process of velocity going in the opposite direction that it started?
- If going back in time and having sex with yourself is masturbation or legitimate sex
- How scarred I am from watching "A Serbian Film"
- Basketball
- Why gravity is such a cruel mistress
- Random dreams like giant Jesus fighting Godzilla for control of the countryside
- Coffee
- Why so many people's whole lives revolve around EDM
- Beer
- Inflicting harm to people who cut me off in traffic. [Note to self: get spy car]
- How beautiful you are
- Why my dog is sooooo annoying
- How many fucks I should give about my typos in a non-professional setting
- Why they only play the Remix to Ignition and not just the regular one [edit: the original one sucks. question answered at karaoke]
On a typical Friday night I am
Working unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whispers in the Dark on WGCI gets me in the mood.
You should message me if
If you agree that I am strikingly handsome, even though I'm only 5'7.

You want to be beer friends.

You are a dog trainer.

Or I guess since this is a dating site, it would make sense to message me. Looking for dating!