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Tetser_Metzger

35 M South Bend, IN

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), LISP (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Can you describe yourself in six words or less? It is hard but very fun to distill yourself down to the basics. Of course you are a complex person, but try it if for no other reason than the challenge of it. Challenging yourself is what keeps life interesting for me at least and I am surprised when people don't.

Anyways my six word summary:

I am, if dead, I was.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you are a goal orientated person you should probably stop reading now. I am employed at a low end job (I make photo's) I make enough money to keep me in house and happy. As far as long term plans I have none because long term plans are for suckers. Besides it wouldn't be in my Discordian nature to make them. Which is not to say I don't have goals but they are not sane or based on euclidean geometry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping secrets.

being creative.

finding the humor in just about anything, whether it should be laughed at or not.

acting like the Karma Police.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face. Definitely my face. Unless you are blind, then my laugh. Or if you are a shoe gazer then my brown shoes. May you never notice my bite or eyebrow cocked against you but it is bound to happen. Biting is how dinosaurs say hi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Caitlín Kiernan - Silk
Poppy Z Brite - Lost Souls
Stephen King - Bag of Bones
Neil Gaiman - Smoke and Mirrors
Raymond Chandler - The Big Sleep
George Carlin - Last Words
Walter Miller - A Canticle for Liebowitz
William Gibson- Neuromancer
Peter Straub - lost boy, lost girl
Chuck Palahniuk - Haunted (But I like pretty much anything I've read)
Peter Straub and Stephen King - Talisman (The first novel I read.)
I tend towards horror or dark fantasy and experimental novels. I am very picky about what I read. If I am bored by the tenth page chances are I will never finish it making me very vulnerable to hooks.

Movies

Natural Born Killers
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Dark Knight, Inception, and Prestige
Pi and Requiem for a Dream
Se7en
Fight Club

Music

Clutch (My Absolute Favorite band.)
Aphex Twin
Boards of Canada
Coheed and Cambria
Devildriver
Soulfly
Deadmau5
Herbie Hancock
Primus
Tom Waits
Toadies
Morphine
Imogen Heap

I like to give anything a try. You can find me on spotify if you care what I consider good music.

Favorite Drinks
1.) Sambuca
2.) Scotch
3.) Everclear
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to keep my interest, my glasses, a good day's sleep, music, cigarettes and something creative to do but I am slacking recently.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The point of the arts in humanities future. The chances of humankind's long term survival. How long I would last in a post apocalyptic zombie wasteland. Why people would want to be famous and what sort of deranged mind actually becomes famous. Stories that are never told or finished. What it is all about and the why's.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, but if the question is what I do on my version of a weekend. I am usually cleaning up, reading and listening to music. Going out exploring, or shopping, all the responsible stuff.

On my second day off, I NSO for the South Bend Roller Girls. It keeps me busy which is the best for the world. Left to my own devices I will create my own fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a healthy love of pop music and think the 90's pretty much ruled. I can fuck up pretty much anything without really trying.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you got a little bit of the humor intended or you absolutely hated me.