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29 New Haven, CT Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 11
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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I just moved back to Connecticut after spending a couple of years in Maine taking creepy pictures of Victorian dolls and playing roller derby. I'm a college educated digital painter, graphic designer, and photographer … so sometimes I can find super cool professional work that doesn't pay very well, and sometimes I concierge and clean rich people's toilette’s for slightly more. Hoping for a not-so-distant future where I'm working in the New York art scene and playing roller derby in Brooklyn. Until then I will satisfy my frustrations via Zurg rushing my enemies on and imagining myself as a third player in the Raynor/Kerrigan relationship … he'd be all “Yippie Kay-Yay, darlin's” she'd be all “We are the swarm!” Weirdly, I'm really into Starcraft for the story, just like I'm really into Magic the Gathering for the artwork on the cards. Like, would I rather have a common with a wicked cool Brom painting then Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre? Why yes, yes I would.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hoping to sell a satirical novel that was supposed to be funny but is becoming very dark & use any proceeds to open my own photography studio. In the meantime I'm taking pictures of babies in baskets :|
I’m really good at
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Acting with rash impulsiveness. Remembering arbitrary quotations from random cartoons. Madness and mayhem in the guise of art.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically it's probably the hair and eyes. Both are typically very large and messy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Likes include Kurt Vonnegut, low budget horror and science fiction of yesteryear, Vertigo Comics, roller derby, and highly addictive RPGs. Dislikes include Ayn Rand, whiny vampires, and matte finishes (keep it shiny, baby).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A blank canvas to let my head explode on (metaphorically speaking)
the latest version of Photoshop to fall off the truck
grunge music
Franks's Red Hot
my hero complex
my skates
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Already knowing that the ultimate answer to the meaning of life the universe and everything is 42, I spend more time pondering what the ultimate question actually is. Then I get bored and start thinking about zombie slaying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slaying zombies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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At times I recite the Bene Gesserit litany against fear to deal with anxiety.
You should message me if
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You're board by normal.