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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:53am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Greg. I'm a recovering suburbanite trying to strike it big in the city, like a character in a cheesy old musical. If I could pitch myself in a flattering way, perhaps I would call myself "adorkable". I currently live in Manhattan, but now that I've finally achieved my dream of living here, I've started to think about living in one of the other boroughs.

I think it's kind funny that this profile has an "Offspring" field. What am I, a laboratory subject?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a software developer. I like putting things together that people might find useful. I've also made an Android app, but it's a work in progress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making coffee.

...losing umbrellas.

...cracking up while trying to keep a straight face.

...mentioning banal skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess it would be my deep, resonant voice. No, really. I was told a few times that I had an interesting voice, so I ended up getting a college radio show after a while.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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* Zoolander
* The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
* The Seventh Seal

* Radiohead
* Daft Punk
* David Bowie

* Arrested Development
* Community
* Doctor Who

* The Metamorphosis
* The Stranger
* America: The Book
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Music to help me understand the unexpressable.
* A sense of humor so that I can laugh at anything.
* An idea for a new project.
* Faith in others.
* Someplace to escape to.
* Someone to tell me that I'm talking a little too loud in a public space. I do that sometimes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...whether or not I'm doing the right thing.

...taking the next step towards reducing my reliance on takeout.

...why both New York NFL teams are located in Jersey. I mean, surely you're not THAT embarrassed by your state of origin, right?

...why Rod Serling can't say "robot" properly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends, if they're available. This could mean going out to clubs, but hanging around and talking can be just as nice. If my friends aren't around, there's usually a lot of video games and Internet time-wasting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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* Several people have described me as an innocent soon after meeting me.
* I am kind of a sucker for bittersweet love songs.
* I have way more shirts than pants. I mean, those things just disappear whenever I move, and I don't know how.
* I have a weakness for cats, even though I don't have any.
You should message me if
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You enjoy exploring. Or if you see the humor and fun in everything while being able to be serious when the situation calls for it. Preferably both.