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32 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Politics / Government
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writing a good self-summary that you can use to sell yourself in just a few paragraphs is a very tall order. Plus, to make matters more difficult, you have to be funny, witty, and most important of all, not boring. Since I think that is next to impossible, I'm going to experiment with not even trying. Instead, I'll simply provide you with a few random observations about myself:

--Like the profile name says, I'm from Texas. No, I don't have a 10-gallon hat, I never rode a horse to school, nor have I had a tumbleweed tumble across my backyard. But, one stereotype is true: we're militant about keeping beans out of our chili.

--I'm a pretty rabid Georgia Bulldog fan. Saturdays in the fall belong to the Dawgs. I wish I could go to more games.

--The quickest way to my heart is through my funny bone. If you can make me laugh, you earn big points in my book.

--I think that I straddle the jock/geek divide extremely well. I'm just as comfortable talking about/watching football or baseball as I am Doctor Who or Star Trek.

--I'm passionate about politics, and I harbor the not-so-secret hope that one day that it can reflect the West Wing rather than the batshit crazy, tea party driven reality we face today. I measure the greatness of a politician against Josiah Bartlet. Despite my passion for the subject, it's becoming harder to not get disillusioned.

--One of my greatest regrets is not developing an aptitude and love for science at a young age.

--I have a strange talent for voices. I bet I can make you laugh with at least one of my impressions.

--I'm not too wild about the term "foodie," but I'm constantly on the hunt for great new restaurants. I'm always taking suggestions for new places to try. I'm also a decent cook when I decide to try.

--I keep telling myself I want to try the Sublime Donut burger at Cypress Street Pint & Plate, but I always seem to opt for something else. I need someone to goad me into it.

--I will be haunted for the rest of my life by Game 6 of the 2011 World Series and the final drive of the 2012 SEC Championship Game.

Was that better than some long-winded self-summary? You tell me.

Want to know anything else about me? Just ask!

I'm looking for what I expect most people are looking for: a partner to share my life with. I don't have a long check list of things that I am looking for because I think each person can bring something great and unexpected to the table, and I don't want to miss out on that simply because they don't check off all the boxes on a list. That being said, I think a good sense of humor and a caring nature are very important.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Former family law attorney now working at CDC (no, I don't about the secret work re: zombies, but yes, I'm trying to find out.) I normally work in a policy office doing policy work and budget formulation, but I just started a 6-month stint in our General Counsel's office. Who knows, maybe I'll try to stay.

I've only been in Atlanta for about 18 months (Athens for 2 years before that). I used to practice law in Texas, but it was a soul-crushing and unfulfilling experience, so I went back to graduate school for public administration so that I could enter public service.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at trivial pursuit, but terrible at Scrabble. Really, REALLY bad at Scrabble! I'm a great listener and I love to make people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Good question. What do you think?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: To Kill a Mockingbird; Conscience of a Liberal, Positively Fifth Street; Pride and Prejudice; LOTR; Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot; Harry Potter; John Adams; Truman.

movies: Charade, Sideways, Blues Brothers, The American President, Zoolander, Good Night & Good Luck, Star Trek, The Hangover, I Love You Man, Ghostbusters, Step Brothers.

tv shows: Community, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Parks & Recreation, Star Trek, West Wing, Battlestar Galactica, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, the Walking Dead, Doctor Who.

Food: Fine dining, steak, Mexican, French, burgers, BACON, pancakes, sushi. I like most things, though I don't get along very well with Chinese and Indian foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends and family
2. Good food
3. Baseball and football
4. Comedy
5. Diet coke (seriously, I might have a problem)
6. My pets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just bought a house, so right now I'm thinking about paint colors and ceiling fans. Also, the future. Baseball. Politics. The stars. I also spend too much time trying to figure out how the transportation planners in this city still have jobs. Seriously, the traffic here is the worst!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out with friends, playing poker, watching tv, at a movie or a ballgame. I might also be spending some time trying to get to know Atlanta.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was such a nerd when I was a kid that I decided to forego medical attention on a cut that certainly required stitches so that I could go see Star Trek: Generations. The thing is, I still don't regret that decision.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
--You think we'd be a good match
--You think Comcast is the devil.
--You can suggest good restaurants or other fun things in Atlanta.
--You have a suggestion for a funny trivia team name
--You think you can beat me at checkers
--You want a golfing buddy
--If you have an opinion on which is better: The United Forts of Pillowtown vs. The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg. (+10 if you get this reference)
--You think the designated hitter has improved baseball (or have a coherent argument about why it's better to let pitchers with no talent try to hit the ball)
--You have a prediction for who will win the Iron Throne
--You appreciate the work of Mel Brooks
--You know what GLaDOS is.
--You're not very conservative (it just wouldn't work)
--You're a fan of the Dawgs
--If anything in this profile catches your interest.