Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bit geeky, very smart, have a great memory and a great
imagination. I enjoy smartalecs more than most people; I find witty
dialog fun. I can watch sports on occasion, but in general could
not care less about them, except the occasional car race (drag race
or Indy, I'm not a NASCAR guy)
I'm indoorsy. Not that I hate the outdoors, but in Texas it's hot a
lot, and cold a bit. I like to be comfortable. I'm all about the
comfortable and casual. That's doesn't mean I can't dress up now
and again, just that suits are mostly reserved for weddings and
funerals. And that's about the only time I go to church, too.
I was born in Oklahoma, moved to TX after I graduated, found the
best friends I have ever had. Things are pretty good, but maybe you
could make them better :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Struggling through long days in a windowless office, tirelessly
pushing around zeroes and ones to make the world a better place. At
home, watching TiVo or experimenting in the kitchen to create the
world's best food. Hanging out with friends from work (yeah - I
vacation with 'em too. Best. Friends. Ever.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
incorrectly assembling furniture from Ikea the first time,
programming VCRs (THAT's helpful), wasting my time, sleeping in on
weekends, paying someone to mow my lawn, cheating at Angry Birds,
losing at board or card games, kicking @$$ at trivia games, cooking
and leaving a mess for the cleaning lady, and getting lost in
Dallas with the help of my GPS.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smouldering good looks, my piercing eyes, my amazing physique,
my sarcastic sense of humor. One of those.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mort; Parliament of Whores; Friday; Number of the Beast;
Illium (working on more Dan Simmons, but he's challenging)
Movies: While You were Sleeping, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Sure
Thing, Escape From New York, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The
Princess Bride, Silverado
Shows: Big Bang Theory, Justified (final season, woot!), Modern
Family. Most things I really like get cancelled.
Music: AC/DC, Guy Clark, Katy Perry, James McMurtry, Anthrax, Ray
Wylie Hubbard, Anya Marina, Metallica, Beastie Boys.
Food: Steak, charcoaled hotdogs, burgers, chicken fried steak...um
and vegetables...yeah, vegetables.
You know who my favorite poet is? Me neither. Ok, actually it's a
tie between Lewis Carrol and Poe. I never read much poetry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, movies, or TV (I gotta have at least one)
Sonicare and toothpaste
Water...and the occasional Diet Dr Pepper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why Cee Lo Green is so mad at his ex's new guy. Shouldn't he be
hating on her mostly? The poor guy is just getting taken for a
Whether or not it would ever be acceptable to go to The Flying Fish
and just eat about two dozen hush puppies and a diet soda.
Why my friends think I'm anti-animal. I like animals. I like cats
and smart dogs. I loved my brother's chow and my cousin's
Staffordshire, Cooper and my cousin's Scotty, Max The Wonderdog.
But to me pets are like people. I have to know them to care much.
Random dogs at the side of the road are just scenery to me. I guess
I'm a heartless b@$7ard. But I miss Minx, and Boris and Natasha too
(we had Russian Blues at one point)
Why some women complain about getting hundreds of messages a day -
if you have excessive volume, hey maybe just wake up, run a comb
through your hair, and shoot a selfie in an oversized tee shirt
with no makeup, to use as your primary picture. Save the good ones
for guys smart enough to try and actually read your profile. You'd
like a guy that can READ, right? Of course you would, or you
haven't read this...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a quiet night at home, dinner in Dallas/Plano/Addison,
playing board games, going to eat with friends then feeding the
ducks with their grandkids. It varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always tear up at that scene in The Sixth Sense where the kid
says : Grandma said...the answer is 'every day'...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've ever read someone's profile, gotten to their favorite books
and went "Aw H33333333377 no" and clicked the Back button.
You're looking for a thoughtful, decent, genuine, laid-back
You wonder what killed the dinosaurs and think Gary Larsen may be
You want to show someone "the best (some food) in Dallas". Hint: if
the food is 'burger' and the place isn't The Grape, you are
People say you're a pistol, a firecracker, or a smart@$$. Or pretty
much if you've read this far and you might be interested in
chatting, maybe leading to meeting, possible dating, etc.
Who are you looking for?
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