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28 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Since we live in a newfangled listicle era here are a few fun facts about me:

-Recent words used to describe me have been "feisty" and "snarky."
-I heart art, a lot, and will happily debate the direction of contemporary art for lengthy amounts of time.
-I will always choose Chicago deep dish over New York style pizza. I don't care what Jon Stewart says.
-I've also discovered an amazing ability to tread water for hours. It's like my superpower.
What I’m doing with my life
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Faking it until I make it?

Seriously though, I work for the man, a common occurrence in this town. I'm also working on my Master's degree in International Peace and Conflict Resolution.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Russian accents and/or sounding like a Bond villain.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyebrow game has been quite strong lately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Indiana Jones, James Bond, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Clueless, Charade, The Fifth Element, Shawn of the Dead,

TV: Luther, The Wire, Sherlock, Dr. Who, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Downton Abbey, American Horror Story, Monty Python, Game of Thrones

Books: Roma, The Looming Tower, Half the Sky, Shantaram, Shadows Fall, London, The Historian, China Wakes, Thunder from the East, A Song of Ice and Fire, Good Omens, George F. Kennan: An American Life, and basically anything by Orhan Pamuk or Neil Gaiman.

I also read National Geographic and Foreign Policy magazine on a more than regular basis.

Food: Sushi, Thai, Indian. And has anyone else jumped on the kombucha train like I have? I can't get enough of it.

Music: Ozomatli, Nine Inch Nails, How to Destroy Angels, The Rolling Stones, Beyonce, David Bowie, Gogol Bordello, Placebo, A Perfect Circle, Queen, Tina Turner, M.I.A., Puscifer, Depeche Mode, Sleigh Bells
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My bike -- and a helmet, because cranial safety is sexy.
-My phone, sadly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Putin's next move.
-Would I have survived Jurassic Park?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately, riding my bike around town, out with friends in D.C., or avoiding the schmear all together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My bike's name is Gorbachev.

Also, Louise from Bob's Burgers is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
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You want to school me on bike maintenance.

This makes your mind explode every time you hear it:

Side note: The most I can promise is to be available for meeting new, interesting people with similar outsets. This allows everyone to relax and let other interests develop in more organic, intriguing ways.