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TexasSarcasm

32 F Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So this is where I tell you everything about myself? Well that's both daunting and a little depressing. I'd like to believe that I can't be summarized in a little box online, but that answer's a bit of a cop out.

I am a native Houstonian, but lived out of state for 9 years. I like to travel, but haven't had a lot of chance to go new places recently. I like to try new restaurants, but I also love to cook. I'm often ridiculously sarcastic, but I swear I'm genuinely a nice person. I hate the concept of it, but I admit that I can get sucked into reality tv. If you ask my opinion, I will tell you what I think. Often I'll tell you even when you don't ask. I have a great family, fantastic friends and the best dog on the planet. I'm still trying to figure out how to turn what I'm passionate about into a regular part of my life. And that's a fair start for a summary, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to say I'm a recovering lawyer. I've recently left the practice of law to do something entirely different. Still getting used to my new life, but loving it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. And humility.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not a clue. You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Im realizing I've forgotten key parts of my favorite books, so I'm promising myself I'll re-read them. We'll see how that changes this list. For now, some of my favorites are The Great Gatsby, The Alchemist, Emma, To Kill a Mockingbird.

Movies is a hard question. Off the top of my head, I like Breach, Love Actually, any National Lampoon movie, Shakespeare in Love.

I got addicted to Downtown Abbey. I love Modern Family, reruns of Friends, almost anything on HGTV.

I like almost any type of music. Cop out, I know.

I love food. Period. All types.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
My friends
My dog
Target
My neighborhood
Coke Zero