Not actually from Texas. Sorry.
I am a recent invader of this country, I quit my job and left my amazing apartment, and now I'm on a different continent, unemployed and technically homeless.
It should be interesting.
I'm making the most of my "between-jobs" time, I'm trying to be as bohemian as possible while I have the time to do so, I've started drinking red one throughout the day and loitering around cafes. I haven't started writing any poetry yet, but I'm sure inspiration will strike any day now.
And smoking! I should take up smoking.