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ThaRealMcRoy

30 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hey! So I'm sure you're wondering what a dashing young man like myself is doing on this site. Well, there's a story. About five years ago my sister (far more dashing than I) told me she was going to try online dating. Being the protective big brother that I am (okay I'm younger but still), I had my reservations. But, in the end, there I was at her computer, helping her concoct what had to be the most awful profile in history. I don't recall exactly what we came up with - I think some crap about her liking warm pretzels from a street vendor on a sunny day or something - but I do recall when she told me about a message she'd received from a fellow named 'Luckycharms'. You see, Luckycharms had written my sister a really nice and clever message, but she was having trouble getting past the weird self-photos he took on his profile - you know, those ones in the mirror with the cheek bones sucked in. In my head I worried that Luckycharms might in real life be a leprechaun, but then, to my sister's and my amazement, I said: "you know what Bevin? You never know. You should give it a shot. Maybe the guy just has really nice bone structure or something."

Well, as it turns out, my sister and Luckycharms are now happily married. He is not in fact a leprechaun, I now have an awesome older brother, and my sister loves everything about him, especially his ridiculous bone structure.

So I guess that's why I'm here. I'm at a point in my life where I want what they have, I want what my parents have (another good story, if you're interested). I don't think I'll find that right away, but it'd be cool to make some connections and see where things go.
What I’m doing with my life
I get to do exciting stuff for the UN.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a certain Cusackian appeal haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I only watch movies starring Gerard Depardieu. I will not break this rule for you, so please don't try to change me.
The six things I could never do without
I'll tell you what I can do without - the Oxford comma (unless needed to avoid confusion).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gerard Depardieu - what makes him tick? The guy is just a legend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fun stuff. Sometimes with fun people. If not I'll still find a way to entertain myself!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually five-foot three. Boy I can't wait to see your face when we meet.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Random, but it wouldn't hurt if you're a Gemini. I'm not into astrology or reading tarot cards or anything over here, but I have come across enough of you in my dating life to know how much fun you can be.