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ThaRealMcRoy

30 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Ah, the dreaded self-summary. Hmm well I suppose I'm giving online dating a shot because I know it can work. About five years ago my sister met her husband on Match. I helped her write her profile, in fact. I don't remember exactly what we said, some crap about her liking warm pretzels from street vendors on a sunny day, I think. But I do remember the day she told me she received a message from an Irish chap named "Luckycharms." She said the message was really nice, BUT, only problem was, Luckycharms had taken a bunch of weird self portraits of himself - you know, the ones with the cheekbones sucked in. My sister wasn't sure so she could get past them. I said to her, "Bevin, you know what, you never know. He seems like a good guy...plus maybe he just has really nice bone structure or something." Well, as it turns out, my sister loved everything about Luckycharms, including his insane, otherworldly bone structure.

I'm kind of at a point in my life (when did I become 30???) where I see what my sister has, and what a lot of my friends have, and I am....completely happy with my life. But oh nooooo, they aren't so happy. They are all so annoying about when I'm going to meet someone great so that we can go to dinners and on vacations together. So, really, I'm just here to shut them all up. Will you please help me shut them up? :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in international development.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
According to my father, NOTHING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is going to come up eventually, so I might as well tell you up front - I'm kind of a sucker for a good romantic comedy. Or come to think of it, a bad romantic comedy. You'll be happy to know that I blame this all on my mother and sister.

Aside from this minor blemish, I like sushi - a lot. My favorite in NYC is Sushi of Gari on the Upper West Side. Probably not first date material, but if you find yourself sitting there with me you can rest assured that I am quite smitten.

I'm sort of all over the place on music. I tend to like singer song writers the most. My current favorite song is Sky by Joshua Radin and Ingrid Michaelson. Big fan of Regina Spektor - man I really hope she has a profile on this thing.

Regina, if you're on here, please shoot me a message. I'll try my best to get back to you. Thanks, doll.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) The long unsolicited chats with my doorman;
(2) when the sushi delivery guy gives me two sets of chopsticks (don't you dare judge me sushi delivery guy);
(3) when people call me right after I text them back;
(4) when the guy who makes my iced coffee fills the entire cup with ice and thinks I don't notice his trick;
(5) people who walk diagonally on the sidewalk, so you are kept wondering how to pass them; and
(6) messages on OKC that just say "hi"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The New York Knicks, and a bunch of other less important stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Self loathing
You should message me if
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You want a really awkward date