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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I guess I decided to join this site because I know online dating can work. You see, about five years ago my sister met her husband on Match. I helped her write her profile, in fact. I honestly don't remember exactly what we said - some crap about her liking warm pretzels from street vendors on a sunny day or something. But I do remember the day she told me she received a message from an Irish chap named "Luckycharms." She said the message was really nice, BUT, she was having trouble getting past one thing. Apparently Luckycharms had taken a bunch of weird self photos of himself - you know, the ones with the cheekbones sucked in. My sister wasn't so sure. I read the message, deemed the guy genuine and said to my sister, "Bevin, you know what, you never know. He seems like a good maybe he just has really nice bone structure or something."

Well, all these years later, my sister and Luckycharms are still head over heels. And she loves everything about him, including his insane, otherworldly bone structure. So I hope the point of the story is clear. That nothing is more important than bone structure...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Oh wouldn't you like to know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
According to my father, NOTHING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I might as well tell you up front - I enjoy a good romantic comedy. Or come to think of it, a bad romantic comedy.

Aside from this minor transgression, I like sushi. A lot. My favorite is Sushi of Gari on the Upper West. If you find yourself sitting there with me, rest assured that I am quite smitten.

I like all music, but singer song writers the most. My current favorite song is Sky by Joshua Radin and Ingrid Michaelson. Big fan of Regina Spektor - man I really hope she has a profile on this thing.

Regina, if you're on here, please shoot me a message. I forgive you for not returning my letters...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) The long unsolicited chats with my doorman;
(2) when the sushi delivery guy gives me two sets of chopsticks (don't you dare judge me sushi delivery guy);
(3) when people call me right after I text them back;
(4) when the guy who makes my iced coffee fills the entire cup with ice and thinks I don't notice his trick;
(5) people who walk diagonally on the sidewalk, so you are kept wondering how to pass them; and
(6) messages on OKC that just say "hi"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The New York Knicks, and a bunch of other less important stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Self loathing.
You should message me if
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You want a really awkward date.