My butt is probably cuter than yours. Makeup lies. Don't be a liar. Come as you are.. You're beautiful as is.
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman, deserves neither" 6'1 210lbs. You want it to be one way, but it's the other way. Rough around the edges, smooth where it counts. Gainfully employed (we both know that puts me ahead of 95% on here). Certified Mario Kart champion. Talk nerdy to me. Big spoon accepting little spoon applications. Prefer real over fake, lasting over fleeting. Don't say "hi how are you " tell me about your favorite Ninja Turtle.