Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What can I say about myself? Sometimes I'm cheesy and my style is
easy. I'm stuck somewhere in the middle of confident and arrogant.
I love reading books and my favorite chess pieces are the rooks. Is
the rhyming thing getting old? What can I say? I thought it would
be bold...Okay fine that was the last one. I am actually pretty
cheesy. Expect me to drop a few cheesy and corny lines here and
there. I'm also pretty easy going and there is literally no way to
offend me. I am always right between confident where I think I can
do anything if I believe I can and arrogant in places where maybe I
shouldn't actually do those things. I have a very deep rooted love
for books and how they helped me in my childhood and I love chess.
Also, I lied my favorite piece aren't the rooks...I love the Queen.
She always gets to pick top shelf. (Did he just....?)
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying marketing and film production. I'm also working right now
because who the hell likes being penniless in Northern Virginia?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am excellent at treading the fine line between being witty and
being a smart-ass. But once you get to know me you'll realize
that's just my sense of humor. I'm also great at getting myself
into awkward situations. To be honest at this point I've become so
jaded that awkward moments are the funniest thing in the
But most importantly something that I am good at is making an
effort to be a decent human being. My conscious is always making
sure I try to do the right thing and my heart is always trying to
help those who are hurt. Besides at the end of the day no ones
likes an asshole...not even the asshole...unless you're into anal.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd say normally my face, then my clothes, and then my voice.
Unless I yell at them from far away in which case it's the reverse
order. Oh and then whether they love or hate me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Classic novels will always win me over. Some of my favorites are
"The Divine Comedy", "Don Quioxte", and the excellent satire that
is "Candide". I also dislike people that hate books. Reading is
practically the closest thing to traveling time. You read the
thoughts of someone who has lived hundreds of years before you and
you get to see the world through their eyes. How cool is
I am a film addict mainly due to being raised by a television for a
majority of my life. I have a love for the classic films and a
bigger love for comedies. If I had to pick my favorite actor is
Gene Wilder (First Willy Wonka). I would also be unable to count
the amount of times I have watched "Young Frankenstein". Also a
huge Charlie Chaplin fan! The man was a comedian and a brilliant
mind. Just listen to the speech from "The Great Dictator", I live
by that speech.
Musically part of me was definitely born in the wrong era. If you
walk into my room there is a very good chance you'll be greeted by
either Pink Floyd or Black Sabbath. While everyone else wishes they
could go to EDC I normally find myself wishing I went to Woodstock
or Ozzfest. As a complete opposite I also listen to old school
gangster rap. Yes I am a contradiction but oh well. I also love
Reggae so if you have any good artists feel free to share.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My personality and confidence, my family, the large gallery of
music I have collected over the years, the shining light in my life
that is Netflix, my ideals and philosophy, and *drum roll* the
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about very random things. Sometimes
it'll be about space and our existence in the universe. Other times
it may be about my philosophy on life. But most of the time it's
just how bad ass I would be as a Pokemon trainer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out in DC hitting up the clubs and bars or staying in and watching
Netflix. It could go in two very different directions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wore eyeliner in middle school cause I thought girls would find
it hot. Apparently Johnny Depp could do it but I couldn't.
You should message me if
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