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Tharpedo

23 Hurst, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My name is Cody. I live near Fort Worth, Texas and for the time being I work at Target. I live a rather humble life that mostly consists of working, spending time with my family and indulging in personal hobbies like playing guitar and collecting music/ movies. Nothing too exciting...but in a nutshell that is my life at this current point in time. I feel like a clown writing this out about myself, but if I had to describe myself I'd say I am very opinionated and know what I like, and know what I don't like. Seinfeld is my religion. I love cereal. I have a beard (most of the time). I could be described as anti-social, hence the dating site membership, but I do take chances and go out often as well. I have a very distinct sense of humor that people sometimes have to adjust to. I don't care for sports and I find them excruciatingly dull. I play video games often but don't let them rule my life. I have a very eclectic variety of tastes in music, movies and TV shows. I have a list of pet-peeves stashed away in my brain. I'm no muscle man, but I'm definitely not fat. My wardrobe ranges from the styles of a 10 year old boy to a dapper man. My room is colorful and filled with knick knacks. My mother has a Pez collection (just sayin'). I'm not a fan of coffee, but I do like the smell. In the last few months I've been told by several different people that I look like Ben Affleck. I don't see it. I've also been told I look like Paul Rudd. Kinda see it. But I digress...
What I’m doing with my life
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Just being who I am and enjoying my life as much as I can allow myself to. I suppose I could throw in "YOLO" at this point, but I'd like to think I'm above that. You should be too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recognizing B and C list actors in movies.
Playing guitar and singing (moderately good)
Letting my beard grow out
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes or my crooked smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite bands: Electric Six, The White Stripes, Oasis, The Music, Garbage, The Black Keys, Kasabian, Depeche Mode, Bob Dylan, My Morning Jacket, Cake, The Strokes, Interpol, VAST, Hot Chip, Silverchair, Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cold War Kids, Moby, Sneaker Pimps, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Deftones, The Presets, The Verve, Editors, Brendan Benson, The Vines, Hot Chip, Kings of Leon, Pink Floyd, Queens of the Stone Age, Arcade Fire, TV on the Radio, Alberta Cross, Bloodhound Gang, Massive Attack, etc.

Favorite movies: Labyrinth, Minority Report, Fargo, Trainspotting, Jacob's Ladder, Taxi Driver, NeverEnding Story, No Country For Old Men, The Shining, Jurassic Park, The Fifth Element, Young Frankenstein, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Batman Returns, Edward Scissorhands, Box of Moonlight, Anchorman, Django Unchained, The Room, etc.

Random interests: George Carlin, Zelda games, Tex-Mex,

Favorite shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Boy Meets World, Kenny vs Spenny, Shameless, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Boardwalk Empire, Tom Green Show, True Blood, Family Guy, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
My dogs
Super Mario Bros.
My geetar
Seinfeld
Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social conventions that we don't seem to be aware of on a daily basis. I wouldn't say I am more conscious than most, but I definitely notice the little things more.

Oh, and the 90's. I have an undeniable obsession with that time period. Sometimes if I hear a one hit wonder or see a show from that decade, it gets me in a funk that I can't seem to shake. But it also makes me happy. People say its just generational bias and blind nostalgia, but I'm not sure I believe that. Things were much simpler back then, and being a kid was awesome. Instead of saturday morning cartoons, kids these days are just hypnotized by their smartphones like everyone else :/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, hanging out with a friend, or napping with my dogs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I CAN'T WHISTLE!!!
You should message me if
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You like embracing your inner child and don't mind dorkiness and beards.