Yes. I am a dancing liquor store clerk. I'm that guy. Somebody has to be.
I should let you know that, no, I cannot provide you with discounted postage, health care, or libations.
Well, maybe libations. I get an employee discount on that.
My friends say (OK, so only one said it out loud) that I have a take-no-shit attitude; specifically, she said, "You can read people and when people are being jackasses, you tell them they're being jackasses." What can I say to that? I have a low tolerance for jackassery.