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23 M Westmont, IL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I took a wonderful vacation in Seattle a while back. One day, I pretty much just walked aimlessly around the city, and it was wonderful, and I found out that I like wandering very much.

I once cooked up homemade rocket fuel in a hot plate. It turned out to be more of a smoke bomb, though. I need to perfect the recipe.

I'd much rather take the train than drive, like a proper little city-boy.

I should have been a 16th century blacksmith.
What I’m doing with my life
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I took a break from school for some time and now I'm getting back to working on my Associate's. What is my area of study? Chemistry! It's my fickle mistress; I've fallen in love with something I attempt to comprehend, and when I think I finally do, it still shows me up and amazes me even more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Confusing people with my deadpan sarcasm. The only indicator I like to use to let people know I'm not serious is being incredibly over-the-top and ridiculous, which still goes over some heads a little too much.

Being incredibly cynical while holding a very happy and optimistic outlook on life. I don't really understand how.

I cook one MEAN rack of ribs. Seriously, I'll never go out for ribs because they're never as good as mine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sometimes-deep laugh. If something's just the right amount of funny, it'll resonate and shake the floor.

I am a Swedish Viking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love fantasy and sci-fi, Isaac Asimov and Terry Pratchett especially. I think 'A Song of Ice and Fire' was better than 'Lord of the Rings.' Go ahead, shun the blasphemer. I'll also buy random chemistry or other science related books on principle.
-List: ASOIAF, LotR, The Gods Themselves, Foundation, The Dresden Files, Hitchhiker's Guide, Dune, 1984, Animal Farm, 'Cry, the Beloved Country,' To Say Nothing of the Dog, Uncle Tungsten, 'Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman,' Flatland, Candide, Machine of Death, Ender's Game, World War Z, Brave New Worlds (That's not a typo), and many more.

Movies: I don't watch many movies anymore, but I'm not a consistently intelligent viewer. I'll watch, and like, just about all the blatant-cgi-fx-action-packed-no-plot movies that Hollywood mass-produces, in addition to brilliantly written meta-comedies
-List: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang; Contact; Real Genius; How to Train Your Dragon; The Avengers; The Prestige; more as I remember them.

Shows: Not much. I'll occasionally latch onto something and finish the series on Netflix (usually anime; I blame my friends), but the only on-air shows that I watch are Suits and Mythbusters, and I will always watch reruns of Firefly. Oh, and I've recently started watching full episodes of QI on youtube. Best Trivia Show EVAR.

Music: I generally prefer progrock, Nordic power metal, showtunes, and neo-classical choral music (I swear to GOD I'm not trying to sound pretentious here). I've also recently been increasingly drawn to EDM and glitch hop, like Glitch Mob, Zedd, SomethingALaMode, Flux Pavilion, etc.
-List: Closure in Moscow, Fair to Midland, Nightwish, Epica, Kamelot, Halestorm, Phildel, The Birthday Massacre, The Glitch Mob, Something A La Mode, Mochipet, Ratatat, Paramore, Mae, Tally Hall, Relient K, Sleepthief, Florence + the Machine, Metric, Project 86, The Romanovs, Kimbra, Eric Whitacre, and more.

Food: I can't stand rotisserie chicken, I will never have enough sushi, and I'll drink wine with anything. That's about it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bike paths
Occasional late nights
Occasional late mornings
The hypothetical future
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honeycrisp apples: Genetically engineered to be the *perfect* apple.
The technological singularity, or "DAMMIT When do I get my cyborg implants?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Participating in communal, slightly randomized story-generating, also known as D&D. Yes, that is how nerdy I am, and no, I will not play it down at all, because it's hella fun and I get to weave legends with friends. Also, I'll occasionally have decompress nights not on Fridays that consist of reading, watching something on Netflix, videogaming, or going out to have drinks with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've moved around a few times the past several months and I'm not really sure how long I'll be staying where I currently am or where I'll be going next.
You should message me if
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...I've piqued your interest? Yes, that sounds good.

You think that going to a beercade would be an awesome time!

You wanna talk about tattoos that you want to get, or hear about the tattoos I plan on getting.