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ThatDank

22 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm that twenty something millennial, riding his
3 speed all over town, sipping cold brew from a mason jar, cooling off after tossing the ole disc around.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professionally, I'm a stage manager, photographer, actor, and barista.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Constantly joking around whilst getting loads of shit done.

Organizing, and optimizing.

Singing, but not dancing (well maybe sexy dad dancing... I kid I kid). No but really if looked like I sang I probably would have less use for online dating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How God damn adorable I am. Seriously you'd be hard pressed to find another man with my inherent adorability (is that a word? No? Well now it is).

My dreads are pretty hard to miss too, they're an affront to all things conventional and tidy, but I love them nonetheless (especially in consideration to how Jack Sparrow-y they make me feel).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books

Harry Potter
Sherlock Holmes
Enders Game
The Outsiders
Catcher and the Rye
The Primal Blueprint
Brief History of Time
Phantoms in the Brain
The Giver

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(More to come)

TV

TWIN PEAKS
Adventure Time (friggen amazing)
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Peepshow
Louie
Parks & Rec
Family Guy
TED
Trailer Park Boys
Orang is the New Black
FIREFLY
Flight of the Conchords
Arrested Development
Wilfred
Samurai Champloo
Stargate SG-1, Atlantis
Seinfeld

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(More to come)

Movies

Moonrise Kingdom
Pineapple Express
Big Lebowski (met Jeff bridges, ask if you like)
Spirited Away
Hot Fuzz
Zombie Land
Pirates of the Carriebean
Shaun of the Dead
Anchor Man
Inglorious Basterds
Step Brothers
Elf
Wall-E
DJANGO unchained
Fear and Loathing
Dog Day Afternoon
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2
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(More to come)

Music

Breakbot
Today Junior
Janelle Monae
Dam Funk
Gorillaz
Dirty Projectors
Mayer Hawthorne
Tuxedo
Flight of the Conchords
The Fratellis
Katamari Soundtrack
MGMT
Miami Horror
Michael Jackson
OutKast
Siriusmo
Skrillex (some)
Aphex Twin
Cee-Lo Green
Red Hot Chili Peppers
....
(More to come)

That all being said I listen to most genres, I love funky, groovy music, especially if I can sing it. Also as an actor I listen to showtunes a lot (occupational hazard)

Food

I love all kinds of food, but here's where things get complicated, I try (and stress try) to follow paleo practices in eating. Basically I eschew grains, processed/refined foods in favor of eating a variety of meat, vegetables, and fruits (hopefully all of which are organic, and raised in a way that's contrary to factory farmed animals)

That all said I work at the NY Times rated "best ice cream in the world" ice cream parlor/cafe soooo again I must stress try, I love talking about nutrition/health/food message me if you've got any tasty recipes, especially if it's got bacon, and doubly if you want to.come over and cook!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Everyday Carry
2. Curiosity
3. My Bicycle (Tripel 3 Speed)
4. Coffee/Weed/Craft Beer
5. Steak (grass fed, & pastured of course)
6. My Hammock

Yeah that's eight things, but whatever, I do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What being a bee must be like.

Why people drink Americano's. Seriously that shit is gross.

The infinite vastness of the universe, in relation to the infinite vastness of the mind, and how in many ways they're the same.

When I'll inevitably drop it all and build a cabin somewhere.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
possibly romping about on some kind of adventure, or chilling/burning with friends, making music, seeing where a night will take me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to keep a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...you know, just in case.

Since the 5th grade I've been told I look like Eugune Levy...
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