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ThatGuy518

23 Brighton, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Hinduism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm too clever by half less than half the time I'm clever.

I'm a big fan of chiasmus, it's the bees knees of syntactic construction.
I am also a fan of anaphora
I am also a fan of epistrophe
O! I am also a fan of caesura

and i'm lying about one of those, can you guess which?

If good art imitates and great art steals, then I'm a great artist because my novel is composed of voices I stole from other authors, and beatles references, lots and lots of beatles references.

Im a fan of love, I'm a fan of total gender, racial [insert dominated subgroup of humanity here] equality. That came out stupid, but it's true, people are people, let's treat them that way. If someone is illl treated it should be because they're douchenozzles.

With that line of thinking, I'll play you straight, if you don't like me, you don't like me,I am perfectly ok with that, you are person, you have thoughts feelings are complex and you owe me nothing. we're all fucking adults here (presumably, and a few are assuredly fucking adults, if you know my meaning, I'm very crude), I'm not a lot of people's cuppa, especially on dating sites, so if I message you, it's because I read your profile ,and in addition to finding you attractive I also find you interesting (or I find you unholy attractive). I'm not too terribly attractive, but I'm also not unattractive.

I want to know all the things, that is my goal in life. Right now I know plenty, but I want to know more, I want to learn to play guitar left handed, I want to play sitar like Nikhil Banerjee, Theremin like Lydia Kavina, write like 40 different writers, make as many movies as I can afford and pursue those things that interest me and pursue them passionately.

tl;dr, get at me if you're interested
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living life, taking stuff one step at a time, writing my screenplays, novels, and music, playing whatever strikes my fancy, beholden to no one
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being stupidly passionate about things that interest me. Unconditional positive regard, warranted or not. Getting really wrapped up in whatever music I'm listening to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here goes nothing:

Films: Sansho the Bailiff, Any film by Andrei Tarkovsky, The Seventh Seal, Eraserhead, City of God, Requiem for a Dream, Persona, The Room (I know Tommy Wiseau personally as I was involved in the play), Birdemic, The Apu Trilogy, Star Wars, Chinatown, the AFI top 100 list, crappy comedies, so many more, this barely skims the surface

Music: Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, ABC, AFI, Alex Clare, Afrika Bambaata, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, a-Ha, The Beatles (Favorite), beatallica, beastie boys, N.W.A., Sufjan Stevens, Sugarcult, Sum 41, System of a Down, Tame Impala, John Lennon, Wings, Them Crooked Vultures, The Kinks, Rolling Stones, the Who, John Coltrane, Sex Pistols, The Toadies, Helmet, DJ Shadow, DJ Dangermouse, That Handsome Devil, Rise Against, Rage Against the Machine, Johnny Guitar Watson, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, John Zorn, Thelonious Monk, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen, Dream Theater, R.E.M., Radiohead, The Ramones, Ravi Shankar, Nikhil Banerjee, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, The Roots, Ry Cooder, Rush, Ryan Adams, Kaiser Chiefs, Judas Priest, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Joy Division, Jimi Hendrix, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Olivia Tremor Control, The Apples in Stereo, Of Montreal. And many many more

Shows: Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, the Prisoner, Deadwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Game of Thrones, The Shield, Justified (my current obsession), The Wire, The Sopranos to an extent, Misfits, i'm growing into a tv fanatic More...

Books: Dante's Divine Comedy, the Iliad, We, The Odyssey, 1984, Finnegans Wake, Ulysses, Mahabharata, Ramayana, The Dark Tower, A Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games, The Stranger, The Waste Land, Howl, In Search of Lost Time, The Wheel of Time most recently, anything by Brandon Sanderson again, more more more
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mp3 Player, reading material, love, picks or other materials to play instruments, my thoughts, word processors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that material reality is an illusion and that everything is worthy of love. I love everything intensely
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home vegging out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a lot of private things I'm willing to admit, you just have to ask first
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you and I talking makes sense to you. I'm told i'm good conversation and also prolly cause I messaged you. Lets be real