I'm a big fan of chiasmus, it's the bees knees of syntactic construction.
I am also a fan of anaphora
I am also a fan of epistrophe
O! I am also a fan of caesura
and i'm lying about one of those, can you guess which?
If good art imitates and great art steals, then I'm a great artist because my novel is composed of voices I stole from other authors, and beatles references, lots and lots of beatles references.
Im a fan of love, I'm a fan of total gender, racial [insert dominated subgroup of humanity here] equality. That came out stupid, but it's true, people are people, let's treat them that way. If someone is illl treated it should be because they're douchenozzles.
With that line of thinking, I'll play you straight, if you don't like me, you don't like me,I am perfectly ok with that, you are person, you have thoughts feelings are complex and you owe me nothing. we're all fucking adults here (presumably, and a few are assuredly fucking adults, if you know my meaning, I'm very crude), I'm not a lot of people's cuppa, especially on dating sites, so if I message you, it's because I read your profile ,and in addition to finding you attractive I also find you interesting (or I find you unholy attractive). I'm not too terribly attractive, but I'm also not unattractive.
I want to know all the things, that is my goal in life. Right now I know plenty, but I want to know more, I want to learn to play guitar left handed, I want to play sitar like Nikhil Banerjee, Theremin like Lydia Kavina, write like 40 different writers, make as many movies as I can afford and pursue those things that interest me and pursue them passionately.
tl;dr, get at me if you're interested