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ThatGuy518

24 Brighton, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Hinduism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
These two statements sum me up (reasonably) well:
I'm a paradoxically patrician plebian, whose wide world view is a kaleidoscopic kalopsia covering many major movements.

And I will wear a pink shirt, black leather jacket, have a copy of Wittgenstein's Mistress in one hand, a set of drumsticks in the other and sing the shit out of Michael Buble's cover of Feeling Good, dancing and all without the slightest hint of irony.

Then I'll make an ironic remark on something serious

and I want to talk to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am following the dictates of my conscience and art, free as a dandelion on the wind of life's many and varying vicissitudes.

Which is the douche-y way of saying i'm a writer looking for a job.

I'm also living, that's a thing. and I review music on a blog, it's chill.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving intensely and unconditionally. Empathy. Not giving one single solitary fuck about people's opinions of my character (comes in real handy when I look like a crazy person singing and dancing on the street)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a lot of stuff, the ones you will most frequently hear about however are:

James Joyce's Entire body of work, Marcel Proust, Gene Wolfe's Solar Cycle, my love for George R.R. Martin's book and disdain for his work ethic, Dante (oh boy), 1Q84, and a lot lot lot of others.

As for movies you'll hear about tarkovsky a lot, and experimental artists, David Lynch, and Tommy Wiseau (a lot to talk about) and others.

For music, i'll just let you know when you talk (it's a lot)

I also like sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My heart, my medulla oblongata, my hypothalamus, my carotid artery, my femoral artery, my overly abundant sense of irony, and my ability to count accurately
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing

Mostly that
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
like descartes when he isn't thinking

(nothing)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a lot of private things I'm willing to admit, you just have to ask first
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want a challenge.

If you like reading and think you can hold your own.

If you find pickup lines based around quantum mechanics arousing.

You want to