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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
Today – 2:14am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Hinduism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Might want kids
My self-summary
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I am what I am

What I am is me

Tautology is one of my strong suits

Wanna chat about stuff and things?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am following the dictates of my conscience and art, free as a dandelion on the wind of life's many and varying vicissitudes.

Which is the douche-y way of saying i'm a writer who writes for money.

I'm also living, that's a thing. and I review music on a blog, and I'm writing the single most ambitious piece of literature ever.

That's pleasant
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Experimental modernist literature. Being feminist (because it's easy not to be a psychopath). Snarky expressions of genuine sentiments. Unconditional positive regard. Air guitar. Lacking shits to give about people's opinions (if I did I wouldn't sing in public all the time, or be me)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have to debate how much to share. Too much and I'll be an asshole, too little and you won't get a good idea, not that it matters I just overthink, oh well, anywho.

The good: anything by Andrei tarkovsky, satyajit ray, Kenji mizoguchi (le sigh), ingmar Bergman. Kurosawa. Classic hollywood, Charlie Chaplin
Midnight cowboy, requiem for a dream, eraser head, city of god, a clockwork orange, star wars, mad max, lotr, if it's nerdy there is a good chance I like it.
the bad:
the room (I'm somewhat well acquainted with the illustrious psychosis of Tommy wiseau, having worked with him once). Birdemic, robot monster, hobgoblins, Manos the hands of fate, monster a gogo,battlefield earth
the ugly: salo, ichi the killer (most of Takashi miike actually), oldboy, others I'm not comfortable having watched

Music: let's keep this simple, I'll list all the things I categorically dislike:

TV: The Wire, Justified, The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Mad men (eh), The Prisoner, The Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire

Books: Epic fantasy ( wheel of time, the cosmere, malazan), experimental literature, the entire corpus of James joyce, Thomas pynchon, house of leaves, gene wolfe's solar cycle, epic poetry (mahabharat, the iliad, dante, beowulf, gilgamesh) world lit (1q84, things fall apart, 100 years of solitude) uhm, YA (hunger games, the reckoners) poetry, short stories etc

Food: if it's not green beans or broccoli I'll probably eat it, I like sushi quite a bit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My heart, my medulla oblongata, my hypothalamus, my carotid artery, my femoral artery, my overly abundant sense of irony, and my ability to count accurately
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Quantum mechanics, specifically with regards to tge many world's interpretation and the ensuing positive feedback loop of potential universes as a result of thinking about that, my head hurts.




Stuff, things

Mostly that
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
like descartes when he isn't thinking

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a lot of private things I'm willing to admit, you just have to ask first
You should message me if
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If you want a challenge.

If you like reading and think you can hold your own.

If you find pickup lines based around quantum mechanics arousing.

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