Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well you like my body enough to see a larger picture of it, or I
messaged you, either way
I am myself.
That sounds stupid, I know. But I also know who I am, to the extent
that I can I know my faults and I know my strengths, I am
completely honest with myself. To be able to reduce that cloud of
confusion would be complicated so I'll just list the things you
would note if you got to know me
I'm stupid polite. I talk a lot. I'm intense and my expressions
follow suit. I have an absurd vocabulary. I am by turns caustic or
charming, deeply self deprecating when I'm allowed.
I'm well read and knowledgeable about too much. I think about
mundane everyday bullshit as the highest beauty and I relish it. I
sing make music and enjoy life.
I am myself, who are you?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am following the dictates of my conscience and art, free as a
dandelion on the wind of life's many and varying
Which is the douche-y way of saying i'm a writer who writes for
I'm also living, that's a thing. and I review music on a blog, it's
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving intensely and unconditionally. Empathy. Not giving one
single solitary fuck about people's opinions of my character (comes
in real handy when I look like a crazy person singing and dancing
on the street)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a lot of stuff, the ones you will most frequently hear about
James Joyce's Entire body of work, Marcel Proust, Gene Wolfe's
Solar Cycle, my love for George R.R. Martin's book and disdain for
his work ethic, Dante (oh boy), 1Q84, and a lot lot lot of
As for movies you'll hear about tarkovsky a lot, and experimental
artists, David Lynch, and Tommy Wiseau (a lot to talk about) and
For music, i'll just let you know when you talk (it's a lot)
I also like sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My heart, my medulla oblongata, my hypothalamus, my carotid artery,
my femoral artery, my overly abundant sense of irony, and my
ability to count accurately
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
like descartes when he isn't thinking
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a lot of private things I'm willing to admit, you just have
to ask first
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want a challenge.
If you like reading and think you can hold your own.
If you find pickup lines based around quantum mechanics
You want to
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