I’m awesome… no, seriously, I am. I’m about 60% awesome, 40% sexy and 20% rock star. What’s that? You think I’m conceited and suck at math? Well, you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30-minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs instead of the wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as hugs. I can read tarot cards and know all about the future. Also, I just figured out that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.
… now how many guys can say THAT?!