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I hail from the Windy City before I ventured my way to California in search of a career in film. (yes film school makes me write in a pretentious manner like that)
They say try everything once. Have you ever dated someone who was half-haitian before? I doubt it.
Oh for those of you who are new to this site, it is really awful. Get out now! Don't say I didn't warn you!
*french poems not guaranteed to be written by Alex himself.