First things first, call me Jamerson. Some guy in Germany took the username and that made me sad. Anyhow, I'm not expecting much from this site except to mutually waste time with others. Eh, I don't want to compose anything. So here's everything I want to say in a list.

-In lieu of hair cuts, I wear beanies. I have excellent hat and bed hair.
-I postpone my biyearly car wash when it rains.
-I laugh when people make hand gestures whilst talking on the phone.
-I love British colloquialisms and humour.
-I don't like sounding smart. Thank God that I'm not.
-I dance. I suck.
-I play guitar. I suck.
-I sing. I suck. In the shower, I'm awesome.
-I play FPS. I kick major ass. l4d&l4d2, dod:s, nt, tf2, CS. Jamerson on steam. find meh.
-I'm never too sure what to do when posing for a picture.
-I prefer candids.
-Girls that crowd surf are hot.
-You'd be hard-pressed to find left overs in my fridge.
-The "random", "absurd", "penguin", and "zombie" fads are annoying as hell.
-Yeah, I hate people that describe themselves as random.
-Seriously. Frak them.
-This list is fun.

frobino This guy is similar to me, but he's Kinkier. I'm not sure who he is.
Kosekid He is also similar to me, but he's got a fucking motorcycle...At least he's kind of riding one in his profile picture.

Waiting to get good and lost on the streets of Korea for a while.

The Office trivia and I'd like to say sudoku, but according to websudoku.com 37%(Updated from 48% booyah) of my peers have faster times than I do on Evil. Also, air guitar.

I have a swagger that actually results from 17 years of being very overweight. The fat waddle.

The Sphere, Andromeda Strain, Ender's Game, Shadow of the Giant, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Berserk, 20th Century Boys...At least that's what's on my bookshelf right now. Also, any self respecting survivalist would never need to read the Zombie Survival Handbook, frak that.

Tekkon Kinkreet, The Matrix, 10 Things I Hate About You, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance...Well these are the only DVD titles I can read from a glance.

The Decemberists, Moving Units, the Broken Remotes, VHS or Beta, Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes. Just to name a few.

Food. Everything. Just put it on a plate and present it to me, I'll probably eat it. I don't dislike any type of food. Certain dishes, sure, but in general I like ALL types of food. Brains....

Rain, awkward silences, cup holders, a dictionary, nail clippers, and food...Lots of it.

things of no consequence or relevance. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to drive off a cliff, how to successfully pull off a bank heist, "Does he really think he's impressing that girl with his knowledge of the obscurest of obscure indie bands? He probably is...", and why the hell people wear crocs.

^{Customer: What's this Death Note box thing here.
Me: It's the entire manga collection.
Customer: Oh.
Me: Yeah
Customer: So, what's that? Like the entire DVD collection or something?
Me: No. It's the entire manga collection.
Customer: Oh. So, like the characters and stuff.
Me: Wait. What? No. What?
Customer: Huh?
Me: The entire comic collection.
Customer: Oh.}

I think that about sums it all up.
Working

Large groups of Asian people weird me out...

you can pull off 25 DP's on l4d or l4d:2 on the regular, you know who Naoki Urasawa is and LOVE him, there's a real good band playing near you soon, or if you just want to talk.