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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:46pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Paul.
I ride bikes, homebrew beer, and marathon bad TV shows on Netflix.

I enjoy artsy French films as much as explode-y summer blockbusters. I read books and comics. I play board games. I laugh at dirty jokes.

Also, Dad jokes:
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender shouts back, "We don't serve food here!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making memories. Good ones mostly! But, those other ones are important, too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creeping my sisters out with skeezy Russian accents.
Seeing both sides.
Lazy Saturdays.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes. Goofy laugh.

Been told I remind folks of Seth Rogen (minus curly hair). That means sexy, right? Let's pretend it does.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All time favorites are tough. Instead, let's talk recent favorites:

Books: Spillover, The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian, A Song of Ice and Fire (the series), A Short History of Nearly Everything, and Thinking Fast and Slow.

Movies: Indie Game: The Movie, Her, Lego: The Movie, Jurassic World, and The Hobbit.

Music: Mux Mool, The Vaccines, Simon & Garfunkel, Cloud Nothings, Cult of Luna (warning: Metal as fuck).

Podcasts: Snap Judgement, This American Life, Planet Money, RadioLab, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History.

Food: Belgian waffles with fresh fruit and cream, Shawarma, Momma's sweet potato kugel, Kimchi, Rooibos tea with a touch of honey and almond milk .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good eats.
Warm blankets.
Bad jokes.
Friends (who can tolerate a bad joke or two).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pun themed names for my homebrew.

e.g. "The Mondays" (Belgian Ale - Put a few in a box and you've got a 'case of the Mondays'), The Hugh Hefner-weizen (Hefeweizen), The Blonde Alibi (Blonde Ale), and Beyond a Shadow of a Stout (a blueberry stout).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curating my Pinterest board. I can't let my followers down. (Kidding)

For serious, laughing my head off in the company of friends. If that's off the docket then just taking it easy, tinkering on a project at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think kimchi and peanut butter taste great together. So apparently, the most private thing I'm willing to admit is I'm pregnant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in grabbing a brew or a bite!

Or, you'd like to say Hi.

PSA: see that adorable belly in my profile pic?
That's me, yo. Recovering from some hard knocks and making health a priority. So, who knows what kinda handsome mans will emerge on the other side.