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30 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:35am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Paul!

I bike, homebrew beer, and marathon bad TV shows on Netflix. I also read comics, books, and watch too many nature documentaries.

Rick Remender, Mary Roach, and David Attenborough are the kings and queens of these respective trades. Prove me wrong (ya jerk!)

I'm a friendly dude. Occasionally, people ask to wear my glasses and I take pictures.
What I’m doing with my life
Making memories. Good ones mostly! But, those other ones are important, too.
I’m really good at
Creeping my sisters out with skeezy Russian accents.
Armchair Philosophizing.
Testing the codes (it's my 9 to 5!).
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes. Goofy laugh.

Been told I remind folks of Seth Rogen (minus curly hair). That means sexy, right? Let's pretend it does.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All time favorites are tough; Here's recent favorites:

Books: Already Dead, The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian, A Song of Fire and Ice (the series), A Short History of Nearly Everything, and The Everything Store: Jeff Bezos and the Age of Amazon.

Movies: Indie Game: The Movie, Her, Lego The Movie, Snowpiercer, The Hobbit.

Music: Cloud Nothings, Mikal Cronin, Ta-Ku, Graveyard, and Son Lux.

Podcasts: Snap Judgement, This American Life, Planet Money, RadioLab, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History.

Food: Belgian waffles with fresh fruit and cream, Shawarma, Momma's sweet potato kugel, Kimchi, Rooibos tea with a touch of honey and almond milk .
The six things I could never do without
Good eats.
Warm blankets.
Bad jokes.
Friends (who can tolerate a bad joke or two).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pun themed names for my homebrew.

e.g. "The Mondays" (Belgian Ale - Put a few in a box and you've got a 'case of the Mondays'), The Hugh Hefner-weizen (Hefeweizen), The Blonde Alibi (Blonde Ale), and Beyond a Shadow of a Stout (a blueberry stout).
On a typical Friday night I am
Rock climbing (I kid, I kid).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My older sister claims she used to beat me up as a kid. Then, one day, I found out I was bigger than her, held her down, and farted in her face.

She (jokingly) claims this traumatized her.

I don't remember any of this. But, I do like hearing her tell the story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You're interested in grabbing a brew or a bite!

Or, you'd like to say Hi.