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31 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 14
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an actor, writer, director, editor, and occasional clown.

I've tried to grow and tend to venus flytraps three different times in my life and I have failed miserably each time.

I have better balance on one foot than I do on both.

I love stupid jokes, bad puns, and made up words.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to balance working a (meh) 9 to 5 job and keeping my creative/artistic side happy. I released a web series with some friends in 2013 and we're in the process of writing a second season. Also, I've been trying to get out and audition more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, referencing obscure geek stuff, and writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm short.
Most people will also take note of whatever funny/geeky graphic tee I happen to be wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's just a hodgepodge of things I like:

Star Wars, 28 Days Later, The Muppets, Edgar Allan Poe, The Walking Dead (comics and show), Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Mel Brooks, Katamari Damacy, Harry Potter, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Arctic Monkeys, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Led Zepplin, Smashing Pumpkins, The Darkness, Radiohead, Arrested Development, pizza, tacos, Monty Python, Portal, Half-Life 2, Clue (the movie), Land of Talk, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Spaced, croquettas, Weird Al, The Office, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, How I Met Your Mother, Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Firefly, ET, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of the Living Dead, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, The Zombie Survival Guide, They Might Be Giants, Christopher Guest movies, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Incubus, The Royal Tenenbaums, Back to the Future, Legend, empanadas, Community, Doctor Who

If you were able to wade through that whole list without being completely turned off/bored, we might have something here....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses, laughter, food, video games, the Internet, Spotify
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ideas for plays, what parts of the city I have yet to explore, shaving my head, and why it's been so long since I've done karaoke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I haven't had a typical Friday night in a while. My Friday nights as of late have consisted of dressing up like a zombie and chasing after people for a couple of hours.

Yes, you read that right. I'm a professional zombie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I became addicted to RuPaul's Drag Race but I've fallen behind a season and it makes me sad.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to laugh, don't take things in life too seriously, and you like your guys short and quirky send me a message.