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Max-The-Human

23 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
English student at PSU AKA gonna be poor for life; intermittent musician; aspiring job-haver.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-In class writing assignments having not read the material.
-Slinging coffee.
-Drinking excessively.
-Awkwardly coming on to you and then immediately apologizing for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
These days it's my glasses if I'm wearing them or my stupidly ostentatious outfits. My goal for this term is to wear a tie to school every day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Adventure time is the best show on tv btw.

Also welcome to night vale, comedy bang bang, and radiolab make my ears happy.

Writers:
Haruki Murakami, Thomas Pynchon, Margaret Atwood, Ernest Hemingway, Anais Nin, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Vonnegut, Aldous Huxley, Paul Auster, Oscar Wilde, John Updike, Sherman Alexie.

Movies:
Wristcutters, The Science of Sleep, The Apartment, Breathless, Pierrot Le Fou, Metropolis, Submarine, Wes Anderson films, Soffia Coppola films, Charlie Kaufman films (i.e. Synecdoche, New York)

Music:
Dale Earnhardt JR JR, Dirty Projectors, Lucius, Chance the Rapper, Bon Iver, Daft Punk, Weezer, The National, Mac Demarco, Warpaint, Real Estate, Speedy Ortiz, Wavves, some Kanye, Danny Brown, Really into the new Flying Lotus record, idk, you get the idea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ugh this section.
Can we just?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'd say it's probably equal parts how to be a good feminist, music theory, the futility of human life, and the sex stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking cheap beer, or if by some strange happenstance I have money that week, fancy cocktails. Followed by more cheap beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pick my nose and think anyone who doesn't is totally missing out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Could you please tho? Thanks.