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Max-The-Human

23 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Byronic hero, angsty musician, sharp dresser.

As seen on tinder.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently slinging lattes at an improbably hip coffee shop. Also attending PSU for reasons that still escape me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The guitar (I used to go to a music school so I mean I HOPE I'm actually good at it), sardonic comments, being maudlin but also hilarious and on point.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My......hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh my fuck just ask me about these. Too many to list. But I will say upfront GoT is overrated and my current favorite thing on Netflix is Danger 5.

Also just discovered over the garden wall and it was the best thing I've seen recently. So in love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a good question.
Nice clothes
Smart and interesting people
Good drink
New music
Artz
Therapy tbh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Recently it's been about wastefulness and how much we consume without actually enjoying.
Feminism and intersectionality.
Critical theory (of a variety of perspectives).
And HAWT CHIX BRUH
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. Drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Alt J is garbage. I'm so sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel the need to over complicate your life.