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Max-The-Human

22 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATE: I just started taking classes at PSU so if you're around campus say hi! I am probably bored and lonely so I'll be happy to hang out and eat/drink coffee/beer with you!

Coffee, apathy, ennui, whiskey.

Have you ever thought about how every subway platform looks the same? Hm.

Actually you know what, never mind, this is my self-Summary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc61ONXClhA
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a shit coffee job, (trying to) make music, pining for the fjords.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking alone
Trying not to cry
Sometimes both simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
These days it's my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Adventure time is the best show on tv btw.

Writers:
Haruki Murakami, Thomas Pynchon, Margaret Atwood, Ernest Hemingway, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Vonnegut, Aldous Huxley, Paul Auster, Oscar Wilde, John Updike, Sherman Alexie.

Movies:
Wristcutters, The Science of Sleep, The Apartment, Breathless, Pierrot Le Fou, Metropolis, Submarine, Wes Anderson films, Soffia Coppola films, Philip Kaufman films (i.e. Synecdoche, New York)

Music:
Dale Earnhardt JR JR, Dirty Projectors, Lucius, Chance the Rapper, Bon Iver, Daft Punk, Weezer, The National, Mac Demarco, Warpaint, Real Estate, Speedy Ortiz, Wavves, some Kanye I can't stop listening to Danny Brown these days for some reason.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Beer
Girls
Skinny Jeans
Music
The sense of overwhelming futility that overshadows everything I do in life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'd say it's probably equal parts how to be a good feminist, music theory, the futility of human life, and the sex stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking cheap beer, or if by some strange happenstance I have money that week, fancy cocktails. Followed by more cheap beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like avocado.
Also I secretly think that "rude" song is really catchy and I can't stop listening to it. Help.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hang out and get a drink, of either the alcoholic or caffeinated varieties.

You're down with the "hanging and banging" model of relationships.

Or if you're just really cool or whatever. I'm probably gonna message you first anyway. oh well.