Max-The-Human
24 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
Byronic hero, angsty musician, sharp dresser.

As seen on tinder.

Update: I got fucked up and started flirting with girls in Middle English last night so if you want that to be a part of your life you should hit me up.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently slinging lattes at an improbably hip coffee shop. Also attending PSU for reasons that still escape me.
I’m really good at
The guitar (I used to go to a music school so I mean I HOPE I'm actually good at it), sardonic comments, being maudlin but also hilarious and on point.
The first things people usually notice about me
My......hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh my fuck just ask me about these. Too many to list. But I will say upfront GoT is overrated and my current favorite thing on Netflix is Danger 5.

Also just discovered over the garden wall and it was the best thing I've seen recently. So in love.

Also adventure time for obvious reasons.

RICK AND MORTY
The six things I could never do without
This is a good question.
Nice clothes
Smart and interesting people
Good drink
New music
Artz
Therapy tbh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Recently it's been about wastefulness and how much we consume without actually enjoying.
Feminism and intersectionality.
Critical theory (of a variety of perspectives).
The sex stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out. Drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Alt J is garbage. I'm so sorry.
You should message me if
You feel the need to over complicate your life.
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