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27 Sunland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:15pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Name's Alan. I like to think of myself as a sarcastic nice guy with a bit of a rough edge. Lovable, funny, critical and yadda yadda yadda.

Let's stop wasting time with this nonsense, yea?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a System admin and ERP guru for a fashion company in LA. I haven't been doing it very long but I'm really enjoying it and learning a lot. Getting immersed in various aspects of business.

When I'm not working I'm usually with friends or watching Netflix. I collect shoes and Disney movies. *shrug*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humour. Puzzles. Inappropriate comments. Shenanigans and tomfoolery.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, I'm sure. Along with the facial hair. My hair is almost 12 inches now though so I will likely be chopping it off soon to donate.

Personality wise; I'm witty. I enjoy good banter. I love a good back and forth. Think you can keep up?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books; Lord of the Rings, The Man Nobody Knows, Failsafe, Harry Potter, and a few others.

Movies; Hot Fuzz, Serendipity, Lord of the Rings, Speed Racer, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, Harold and Kumar, Back to the Future, Dark knight, WallE, Toy Story, The Incredibles, Marley and Me, Star Wars, Warrior, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and tons of others. I have a pretty expansive movie collection, including all the Disney Classics. I have a soft spot for those.

Shows; HIMYM, Rocko's Modern Life, Friends, Son's of Anarchy, Entourage, Boy Meet's world, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Archer, Firefly, Chuck, Scrubs, and I'm sure there are others I'm fogetting.

Music; I tend to stay within my usual tracks. Linkin Park, Beatles, Queen, Bayside, Citizen Cope, Metallica, Motion City Soundtrack, Blink 182, Johnny Cash, Aaliyah... Truth is I haven't updated my iPod in like 5 years... It just sits in my car with the same old music. Always looking to be introdused to new things, though.

Food; Burgers, burritos, tacos, sandwiches and the like. I'm a pretty simple guy when it comes to food. I have recently been more open to trying new things though. I want to be be more open in a general sense... food seems like a good place to start.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends and family
Good eatin'
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. How would I fare as a father? Or husband? Will I still listen to DMX as a grandparent? Will "What these bitches want from a nigga" still be stuck in my head when I'm 70?

Not afraid to ask the important questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately I've been at home far more than I'd like. Thinking I need some new people in my life to have adventures with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not willing to admit private things... So I'll do moderately embarrassing;

Clowns scare me.
Cry me a River is my guilty pleasure.
CL Missed Connections. I love reading them.
I recently watched all of Dawson's Creek. You are right to judge me.

That's all your getting from me at this point.
You should message me if
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If you are inclined to do so. I can hold a good conversation.

If you are my "100% Enemy." We could push each other to become better than we are and through our hatred find that we bring balance to each other!!

Or not, whatever.