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25 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Now living in Gramercy! Yes, it's overrated.

By the way, I'm sort of getting back on here after a while. If you've messaged me before and I didn't answer, feel free to message again. I'll make an attempt to actually answer this time.

I'm that guy who makes atrocious puns and gets upset if no one wants to hit me for them. I believe in love and forgiveness and all that hippy crap. What else... message me! I guess. You know, if you feel like it.

I'm also horribly indecisive. What am I looking for? I don't have an answer to that question on almost any level. I have plans, though! None of them make any sense, but I have them anyway.

I am devious, geeky, and insane
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now? I was working for a software company, but then I decided that it wasn't really my place. I've made the leap over to finance, although I'm still mostly writing code. Long-term? I'd like to get a doctorate, eventually, in some variety of math. Probably going to start in 2015? Still deciding if the whole world-travel thing should come before or after. (A bit cliched, I know.)
I’m really good at
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Math, awful puns, philosophy, and surrealism. Also writing? I think I'm pretty good at it, but it's been a long time since the last time I had someone else look at it.

(What do people normally put here? It feels like bragging, and I'm too much of a Democrat to do that.)

Oh! I thought of something. Sometimes, I'll be in a group of people where they're trying to make a decision, and they'll be torn between two alternatives. I'll come up with a third one that merges the two, and everyone seems to think it's a good idea. So, you know, I'm good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honestly? I have no idea. Tell me, if you ever meet me/have met me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is The Great Gatsby. Yes, really. I'm not quite sure that that says about me.

Movies? I can't remember the last one I saw in theaters. I don't think I've ever been disappointed by any Christopher Nolan film. Make of that what you will.

I'm feeling lazy for the others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, my sanity is one. I could probably cope without most other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, death, politics, math, and the accessibility of art.

Also, kittens! They're delicious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a person.

Oh, wait. You want to know what I'm doing on a typical Friday night. Ha! Ha! I'm so clever. Well, that depends on what you mean by "typical." Usually, I'm doing whatever seems most interesting to me at the time. No, it's not going to get more descriptive. It could be TF2! Or a club somewhere! Or board games! Or a movie! Or none of those things! Man, what a mystery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I tend to freak out over my commission of minor social indiscretions.
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