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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 11:41am
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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There's a webcomic somewhere (I'm too lazy to actually find it right now) that compares people's personalities to bookstores, and the way people typically present themselves is akin to the book that the store puts in the window in order to entice people to enter. I've never really known what book to put in the window.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now? I'm working for a software company. Long-term? I'd like to get a doctorate, eventually, in some variety of math.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, awful puns, philosophy, and surrealism. I'm good enough at programming to make a profession out of it, at least. Also writing? I'm writing a play right now! It's super depressing!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honestly? I have no idea. Tell me, if you ever meet me/have met me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is The Great Gatsby. Yes, really. I'm not quite sure that that says about me.

Movies? When I was in college, the thing to do was watch hilariously bad movies in a large group so as to share in the terrible experience. I still like doing that sometimes.

I don't watch TV, save for the occasional Daily Show.

Music - All music! If you have some obscure indie band that you know about, let me know. I'll probably get something out of the experience of listening to them, even if I don't really like it that much, as long as it's not boring.

I will eat just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why six? What an arbitrary number.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, death, politics, math, and the accessibility of art.

Also, kittens! They're delicious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a person.

Oh, wait. You want to know what I'm doing on a typical Friday night. Ha! Ha! I'm so clever. There really isn't a consistent answer for this one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There are very few people I don't get along with, and observing that makes me worry that I'm a pushover.
You should message me if
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you want to talk to me.

Wow, these fields are easy to fill out!

By the way, I don't have A-List. If you're interested, you should actually message me instead of sending me a like, because I won't see that. Even a simple "Hey" would be preferable.