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ThatsWangernumb

30 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a geek and a procrastinator, a DIYer and a skeptic but less of a cynic than I was some time ago. These past few weeks I've been spending time in the wood shop. I dust myself off when I leave, but I always forget about my hat.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making things, learning to make things, thinking about things I might make, watching debates, science videos and BBC comedies while I'm working. I'm trying to simplify my life. I'll let you know how that works out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Troubleshooting, track-stands, and spelling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Alfred Bester.

Movies: Coen Brothers. The darker, the better. Miller's Crossing, A Serious Man, Fargo. There Will Be Blood. Rushmore. Documentaries about things I love, like as Helvetica, Moog, Resurrect Dead, Exit Through The Gift Shop.

Shows: BBC always seems to come out on top. Peep Show, The Office, Snuff Box, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Cracker. QI. Arrested Development. Freaks and Geeks. Home Movies. Louie. The Larry Sanders Show. Archer. Adventure Time. The Supersizers Go... I've also been catching up on all of the Star Trek I somehow never watched. It's so cringeworthy, but I *just keep coming back for more.*

Music: Fuck, I don't know. At the moment I'm infatuated with the new Dirty Projectors album and the self-titled Roxy Music. They Might Be Giants. The Pixies. Radiohead. Death Cab for Cutie. Puccini operas (opera is most listenable if you don't understand the language... I promise.) Del. Kid Koala. Modest Mouse. Can. Low. The Avett Brothers. There's a lot more, but I'm bored with this list and you've stopped reading already.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good headphones.
A bicycle.
Craft beer.
Resourcefulness.
Skepticism.
Irony.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm very much into details. I love learning how things work, how things are made, and how things break. The origins of the universe. The motives of people. I question the design process behind everything we interact with. I'm trying to be more honest, even when it's inconvenient.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with my cat. Or at the bar with a friend. Or working on some project that's got me totally sidetracked.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're one of the good guys.