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The-Darren

28 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a post-hipster post-manarchist scrub.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fix bikes for $$ to get by and spend as much of my time as possible being active in movements and thinking about ways to end systems of fear and control in the world so we can build something loving and just in their place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Being quiet. Keeping my shit to myself but secretly wanting you to pry it out of me. Sharing. Eating constantly. Cooking. Adventures. Napping
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall/Beard. Legs for days, shorts for inches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading Assata Shakur's auto-bio.

Dating apps really edge out the whole TV watching thing.

Purple Rain.

I'm obsessed with R&B and Hip-hop from all eras. I'm just addicted to the groove and I can't quit it. Also, I've recently acquired upwards of 200 80's/90's rap/r&b vinyl singles that are amazing. SWV, Big Daddy Kane, Soul II Soul, Mary J., Monica, Jodeci, Toni Tony Tone, Midnight Star, Janet, Biggie, Chaka Kahn, and the like. Come over and DJ with me sometime!

I'm on the 90% sausage diet but I do really love to cook veg things and like having excuses to do so like hot dates.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Prince, bikes, tools, queers, burritos, bodies of water, cuddles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ending white supremecist, capitalist, patriarchy. What I'm going to eat next. Where the eff did I just leave that tool?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a po-boy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't wear underwear cuz I'm a minimalist.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like poly queer boyz.

You want to be my sugar-person.

You want to feed me.

You have a record player.

You want to start a book club.