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22 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:12pm
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Lithuanian (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To start off this self-summary that can't fit even a 10th of me(Get it? Pun totally intended.) into it, you can call me Joe, Joey or Joseph. Heck you can even call me Mr. Tumnus. Whatever floats your boat.

I'm a happy-go-lucky kind of guy who likes cracking jokes and making people laugh. I can be quite random, sometimes spouting things that just pop into my head. Just like Sheldon Cooper once said, "I wish you could all be inside my head. The conversation is sparkling!"

I'm kind of a physical guy. By this I mean I love hugs, snuggling and cuddling. I just can't help myself, I feel like a bear that needs to bear hug someone most of the time. (Don't worry, I won't eat you.)

One last thing before I end this. I give people the benefit of the doubt and trust they aren't huge assholes and if you break that trust I don't give second chances. Period, end of story, don't let the door hit you on the way out. For anything else, feel free to ask.
If you want to know more about me, read up on my personality type. I'm an INFJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning to take over the multi-verse... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an amateur artist and I can also play guitar and piano, though I don't play as much since I don't have either anymore. I miss my acoustic. ; ;
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look older than I am. Out of all the people who have ever tried to guess my age, only two people ever got it exact. New record = someone said I look like I'm 35. At least I never get IDed anywhere. Next step getting a senior's bus pass. xD P.S. Beard isn't going anywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, Movies and TV: I'm a complete geek and nerd. I own probably over a thousand books and I love anything to do with Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Anime, science and history.

Music: I can listen to mostly anything, but in general I mostly listen to J-Pop/Rock. Favorite song is Only My Railgun by FripSide.

Food: I like mostly everything, but my favorite is pizza, sushi and stir fry. *Drools like Homer Simpson* I can't stand grapefruit, salted herring, honey and cabbage.

Games: I'm also a gamer. If you feel like playing something, I'm usually on Steam or my Xbox 360/One.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses, drawing materials, computer, books, good food, a warm bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get songs that are stuck in my head out before I need to go to sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting in and playing games with friends or out to see the latest movie at the theaters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an OCD about unanswered messages. I always answer stuff as soon as possible. I also hate ballets and operas. Last one I saw was the nutcracker and I want the 3 hours of my life back. You would not be able to get me to go see one unless you tie me up and drag me in. Fair warning I can run very fast when my life depends on it. :P

For anything else, feel free to ask and I will answer it honestly.
You should message me if
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Message me if you feel like it. It's not like I can stop you from doing so. Or can I...? Hmmmm... Nah I can't, or maybe... *prepares death ray* :3

Je parle en français and aš galiu kalbėti lietuviškai so any of the three languages is fine with me.

I shall end this profile off with the following:

Llamas. That is is all.