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22 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Lithuanian (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To start off this self-summary that can't fit even a 10th of me(Get it? Pun totally intended.) into it, you can call me Joe, Joey or Joseph. Heck you can even call me Mr. Tumnus. Whatever floats your boat.

I'm a happy-go-lucky kind of guy who likes cracking jokes and making people laugh. I can be quite random, sometimes spouting things that just pop into my head. Just like Sheldon Cooper once said, "I wish you could all be inside my head. The conversation is sparkling!"

I'm looking for new friends who are nerdy and geeky and nutty all in one! Also fair warning, I'm also pure evil and I'm striving to be ruler of the multiverse! >:3 For anything else just ask.
If you want to know more about me, read up on my personality type. I'm an INFJ. It's completely 100% accurate, which is kind of creepy.

Also you might notice I have a lot of questions answered on the questions page. That's what happens when you have a 6 hour break between classes and nothing to do. xD
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently living it. If you aren't living yours please don't send me a message. Zombies are not people you want to be friends with. :P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an amateur artist and I can also play guitar and piano, though I don't play as much since I don't have either anymore. I miss my acoustic. ; ;
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look older than I am. Out of all the people who have ever tried to guess my age, only two people ever got it exact. New record = someone said I look like I'm 35. At least I never get IDed anywhere. Next step getting a senior's bus pass. xD P.S. Beard isn't going anywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, Movies and TV: I'm a complete geek and nerd. I own probably over a thousand books and I love anything to do with Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Anime, science and history. Currently joined in the hype of Attack On Titan. Next up I'll have to see what all this Game of Thrones stuff is about. (Yes I haven't joined the bandwagon yet. There's just too much to do and see and so little time!)

Music: I can listen to mostly anything, but in general I mostly listen to J-Pop/Rock. Favorite song is Only My Railgun by FripSide.

Food: I like mostly everything, but my favorite is pizza, sushi and stir fry. *Drools like Homer Simpson* I can't stand grapefruit, salted herring, honey and boiled cabbage.

Games: I'm also a gamer. If you feel like playing something I'm usually on Steam or my Xbox 360/One, though I also have a Wii and a PS3 which are for single player games.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses, drawing materials, computer, books, good food, a warm bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get songs that are stuck in my head out before I need to go to sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting in and playing games with friends or out to see the latest movie at the theaters. On cold winter days I like to sit and read from my extensive collection of books with a nice mug of hot cocoa or tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can shamelessly say I'm good at coming up with nerdy pick up lines from any type of fandom. Just name one and give me a few minutes. xD

Also not very private, but I like to use emoticons when I text. In writing it's hard to tell when someone is serious or not, trying to make a joke of something or just being plain sarcastic. I like to use them as a context to how I'm feeling when I type something.

For anything else, feel free to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Je parle français and aš galiu kalbėti lietuviškai so any of the three languages is fine with me. My Japanese is terribad.

I know the feeling of trying to come up with an icebreaker message and if you want to chat and can't think of any here's an idea. When I first start talking with someone, I like to play a game. Basically we take turns asking a question about the other person. The catch is you cannot ask the same question that the other person previously asked. This way there is still some mystery and you get to know a bit more about each other.

I am looking for friends who share the same interests. Whovians are a plus! :)

I shall end this profile off with the following:

Llamas. That is is all.