Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who loves awkwardly introspective walls of text?!
Currently I've taken up being a barista again for hipster cred. Or
maybe it's to gear up for early next year when I'll be co-running a
brewery with my best friend. He will be the brewer and I'll be
managing the front end, so I'm pretty excited!
My sense of humor is really broad. I love anything ranging from
slapstick to incredibly dark comedy. I'm a thinker, and love to
engage in intellectual conversations, but I don't take myself very
seriously, if that makes sense at all. It's important to me to be
able to be able to debate someone and then be able to step away and
still have a good time with them. I pride myself on being able to
view things through different perspectives, but also let's please
make fun of celebrities together because they are dumb and make so
much more money than we do!
I love music. There is rarely a moment when I'm not listening to
it, or playing it myself. I've gone through the snobbery phase and
have reached a point where I can appreciate almost all music (I'm
not sure I'll ever understand dubstep, it seriously sounds like a
transformer having a seizure). But the music that I love to play
myself depends on the kind of guitar in my hands. Acoustic tends to
lean to mellow and folksy, and electric skews
I have a writer's soul, but you know how you write three pages,
lean back to stretch and catch a glimpse of Fitzgerald's This Side
of Paradise and then look back at your own words and lay your face
on the delete key until it's all gone? Basically that.
I like to golf, and play racquetball, and other things old white
people like! This is the section of my profile proving that I go
outside for entertainment. So. This is what I do outside. Spending
hours walking around trails and parks is also an acceptable outside
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waking up before anyone who isn't agriculturally inclined should
and serving overpriced coffee before coming home and trying to fill
my evenings with good friends and good art.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things I crush on the daily:
Staying up late for no reason
The first things people usually notice about me
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Glasses, sense of humor, current state of beard?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Too many, but here are my favorite authors:
*Favorite work inside the parentheses
Michael Chabon (Adventures of Kavalier and Clay)
J.R.R. Tolkien (Lord of The Rings)
Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)
Dashiell Hammett (Maltese Falcon)
Raymond Chandler (The Big Sleep)
George Pelacanos (The Turnaround)
F. Scott Fitzgerald (This Side Of Paradise)
David Foster Wallace (Brief Interviews With Hideous Men)
Edgar Allen Poe (Fall of The House of Usher)
H.P. Lovecraft (Music of Erich Zann)
Neil Gaiman (American Gods)
John Milton (Paradise Lost)
Shakespeare (The Tempest)
The White Stripes
The Black Keys
Medeski Martin & Wood
Blood Red Shoes
We Are Scientists
The Lone Bellow
Dave Van Ronk
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings
Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
Booker T and the MGs
Ben Folds (Five)
Shovel & Rope
.....and the list goes on, and on, and on
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Master of None
Probably a lot of the same movies you like, plus samurai films. I
love samurai films.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Thumbs. Holding stuff is awesome
2.) Glasses. Seeing stuff is pretty cool too
3.) Music. Almost as important as the first two.
4.) My guitar
5.) Other people. To you know, talk to and stuff.
6.) Six is a lot of things. Five was a good amount.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. If I have a fault, it's thinking about Every. Single.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends having a drink more than likely, but I have to be
up disgustingly early some Saturday mornings, so there's like a 41%
chance I'm in pajama pants by 6:30 because I am a party
*Don't look up the definition of party animal, just trust me on
You should message me if
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You understand and accept that 92% of the things I say are
facetious for the sake of humor. I wasn't joking about that pajama
pants thing though. PARTY. ANIMAL.
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