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30 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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On with the show...

New York City. The hurricane of humanity. The world's largest outdoor psychiatric ward. Except for a black hole, no other place in the universe so perfectly mirrors the quiet, raging chaos that constantly swirls within the fleshy pile of random crap sitting behind the back of these eyes. With a population density of sixty thousand peopler per square mile, we're practically stepping on each other the minute we step out of bed. Yet these millions of shiny, noisy, constantly moving dots, do little to alleviate the sensation that you may as well be floating in outer space. You know the feeling I'm talking about. That sudden pang of awareness that you're essentially living in an emotional vacuum. Fun, ain't it?

This is my particular story of f*cked up mindless chaos. It's probably not much different than yours. Well, maybe it's slightly more entertaining to watch than that youtube video of the screaming goat. Enjoy.

Now it's time for some random quotes (because nothing represents me better than something someone else said!):

“Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase ‘upside your head’.” -- Bender Bending Rodríguez

"To be honest, there aren't many things I do believe in, but high among them would be friendship, family ties, and romantic love. I think those things can take you a long way." - George Carlin

“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.” - Tyrion Lannister

"See, to live is to suffer. To survive, well that's to find meaning in the suffering." - DMX

"Whaddaya mean I don't support your system? I go to court when I have to!" - "Peace Sells", by Megadeth

"This is what I want. I want total exhaustion from tasks that are outside of my skill set. I want my determination and anger to focus my energy. This is not an easy way to go, and it might not be good for one's constitution, but at least I don't feel old."
-Henry Rollins

"I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday." - Pete Steele

"I take responsibility for absolutely nothing, except for the fact that I take responsibility for absolutely nothing. Kinda Zen, if you think about it." - Wylie Times, 100 Bullets

and last, but not least: "Chicks = Trouble" - Nikki Sixx, Heroin Diaries

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

We are all machines. People are like cars. Just because it looks great, makes all the right noises, and practically floats when you drive it off the lot, doesn't mean that there aren't gremlins under the hood waiting for you to drop your guard. I believe in taking the time to understand what drives a person, and more importantly, how the inner machinations of their mind aid or impede them in moving forward. If you're not willing to put in a lot more effort than just looking at the paint job, popping open the hood for a few minutes and kicking the tires, you're putting yourself on the road to disaster. So try not to be just another "tire kicker". I'll stop with the car puns now. =p

So who am I? I'm a born and raised New Yorker. Aggressive. Rebellious. Intellectual. Always outnumbered, never outgunned. Grew up in Brooklyn, now living in Astoria, Queens.

I'm an engineer and a construction project manager. The two professions/industries tend to go hand-in-hand. Content with my profession, I'd like to eventually break into upper management without having to become a workaholic.

I am for the most part just a regular "dude", with a regular job, who has not so regular friends and family. I strive to be a better man than I was yesterday, even if only by some minute detail. I enjoy training in martial arts, karaoke, singing and playing guitar in open mic nights around Manhattan, billiards, and the occasional bowling (though I'm terrible at it). I have a penchant for being hilariously awkward at just the right (or wrong, depending on your viewpoint) time. Being a walking encyclopedia of 80s and 90s pop culture references doesn't exactly help. Some say it's a gift, others say it's a curse. I think its just good luck and bad timing.

As for what I'm looking for -- trouble. Just kidding (somewhat), but I'll know it when I see it.

Finally, I'm not a music Nazi, so it doesn't matter to me if we share similar music tastes. You do you, I'll do me. No big deal.

To make a long story short, I have a wide range of music and entertainment tastes. If you're interested in getting to know me, you can find out in person. If not, meh, no hard feelings. `\_(o_O)_/` *shrugs*

Hopefully, at the very least you got an entertaining read out of this profile.

Good night, and good luck.


P.S. For those that want proof that I'm a live human being and not a robot or the creepy old man from Family Guy, I'm willing to video chat on
skype: theaceofsams (never would've guessed it, huh?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"...I'm just some fucking guy." The full story at 10:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Out-swimming land sharks.

Karaoke and Open mic nights.

Kung fu fighting. My kicks are fast as lightning.

Growing a beard (Shut up, Grandma!):
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously, I don't know, and I don't really care. People only see what they want to see anyway. I have more important things to focus on than others' perceptions of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shouldn't that be saved for in person discussion?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Again, a topic that could make a first meeting a lot more interesting. I'll save my answers till then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get more meaningful results from each decision/action I take. In layman's terms, how to get more "bang for my buck."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
(_)_)<33 *fart*

`\_(o_o)_/` <---*shrugs*

Fine...I'll give you one...I had a hard time holding back a tear (or twelve) during the opening of "UP". There, happy? Can we stop with the 20 questions and just get to the waterboarding portion of this interrogation now? Thanks.
You should message me if
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- you can solve a Rubik's cube in a minute or less.
- you wanna play a friendly game of chess sometime...or bowling...fucking hate bowling.

-whatever else floats your boat.

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