Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Koala in the rain. No fucks given. True facts about marsupials.
Google it. You'll thank me later.
First, a notice. I have Crohn's Disease. May as well Google that,
too. You've been warned.
I forge my own path, make my own rules, apologize to no one, do it
my way, blah blah blah, I'm sure you've heard all of this before.
You get the point.
Other than that, whatever happens, happens.
Good night, and good luck.
P.S. For those that want proof that I'm a live human being and not
a robot or the creepy old man from Family Guy, I'm willing to video
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"...I'm just some fucking guy." The full story at 10:
I'm an engineer and a construction manager. I'm okay at building
stuff, but better at helping other people build stuff...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kung fu fighting? My kicks are fast as lightning.
Actions speak louder than words. If we connect, you'll find out in
Also, growing a beard (Shut up, Grandma!):
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously, I don't know, and I don't really care. People only see
what they want to see anyway. I have more important things to focus
on than others' perceptions of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
XKCD, Cyanide and Happiness, and a lot more that I'll save for in
person discussion, mmkay?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Again, a topic that could make a first meeting a lot more
interesting. I'll save my answers till then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-If I kill time, will I become immortal?
-How I wish I could be reincarnated as a cosmic pterodactyl with
diarrhea for just one day so that I could literally shit on the
-How I'm apparently the last person on Earth who gives absolutely
zero fucks about Game of Thrones or Sons of Anarchy and never
watched an episode of either show.
- How I find the majority of the women on this website to be
increasingly pretentious, obnoxious, arrogant, narcissistic, and
hypocritical...then again, if I had to deal with all the misogyny
and bullshit of modern dating that women deal with, I'd probably be
no better...meh, I guess we get what we give (bonus points if you
get that reference).
- Whether we truly have an intrinsic need to love another human
being (or maybe even all other human beings) unconditionally, or
whether we fabricated such a desire as a coping mechanism to
distract ourselves from the harsh reality of a crude and primitive
Update: Looks like my question has at least been partially
Oh, who am I kidding, I'm really only thinking about:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fine...I'll give you one...I had a hard time holding back a tear
(or twelve) during the opening of "UP". There, happy? Can we stop
with the 20 questions and just get to the waterboarding portion of
this interrogation now? Thanks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Really? You've seen how shameless an asshole I am, and you're STILL
considering messaging me?
I admire your perseverance...
Anyway, unless I see something worth responding to, I rarely
initiate contact because I refuse to conform to traditional gender
and cultural stereotypes.
Last but not least, if you get my dark sense of humor. You don't
have to necessarily like it, but if it feels like I have to prepare
a PowerPoint presentation to walk you through my jokes, I don't
think it'll be fun for either of us.
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