1. I have Crohn's disease and I'm currently recovering from minor surgery (Relax, I'm functioning normally and still in one piece). If we initiate contact and you're interested in knowing, I'll share details.
Or, if you're not interested in knowing, I won't. Whatever floats your boat.
2. If I viewed you more than once, it's not because I'm e-stalking you. It's because you either change your pics a lot, or you keep showing up as a statistical match. I'm passing time, and just bored and forgetful.
3. I'm an Agnostic. I "play Muslim" to shut people up because most don't really get the idea of Agnosticism, let alone an Arab Agnostic.
Also, it shuts the parents up, at least temporarily, and helps me avoid useless debates. Ain't nobody got time for that.
If that's a problem for you because of your devotion to whatever religion you may follow, I wish you the best of luck in finding someone who shares your beliefs.
Now that THAT's out of the way…
New York City. The hurricane of humanity. The world's largest outdoor psychiatric ward. Except for a black hole, no other place in the universe so perfectly mirrors the quiet, raging chaos that constantly swirls within the fleshy pile of random crap sitting behind the back of these eyes. With a population density of sixty thousand peopler per square mile, we're practically stepping on each other the minute we step out of bed. Yet these millions of shiny, noisy, constantly moving dots, do little to alleviate the sensation that you may as well be floating in outer space. You know the feeling I'm talking about. That sudden pang of awareness that you're essentially living in an emotional vacuum. Fun, ain't it?
This is my particular story of f*cked up mindless chaos. It's probably not much different than yours. Well, maybe it's slightly more entertaining to watch than that youtube video of the screaming goat. Enjoy.
Now it's time for some random quotes (because nothing represents me better than something someone else said!):
“Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase ‘upside your head’.” -- Bender Bending Rodríguez
"See, to live is to suffer. To survive, well that's to find meaning in the suffering." - DMX
"This is what I want. I want total exhaustion from tasks that are outside of my skill set. I want my determination and anger to focus my energy. This is not an easy way to go, and it might not be good for one's constitution, but at least I don't feel old."
"I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday." - Pete Steele
"I take responsibility for absolutely nothing, except for the fact that I take responsibility for absolutely nothing. Kinda Zen, if you think about it." - Wylie Times, 100 Bullets
and last, but not least: "Chicks = Trouble" - Nikki Sixx, Heroin Diaries
Aggressive, rebellious, intellectual. Born and raised New Yorker (NO! SLEEP! TILL BROOKLYN! \m/>_<\m/...sorry, I'll be normal now.) of Egyptian descent. I do things my way, and make no apologies.
We are all machines. My take on dating is that people are very similar to cars. Just because it looks great, makes all the right noises, and practically floats when you drive it off the lot, doesn't mean that there aren't gremlins under the hood waiting for you to drop your guard. In other words, I believe in taking the time to understand what drives a person, and more importantly, how the inner machinations of their mind aid or impede them in moving forward. If you're not willing to put in a lot more effort than just looking at the paint job, popping open the hood for a few minutes and kicking the tires, you're putting yourself on the road to disaster. I'll stop with the car puns now.
I'm an engineer (explains a lot, right?) and a construction project manager. The phrase, "it can't be done" is not in my vocabulary. Content with my current employment, but I'd like to eventually break into upper management without having to become a workaholic.
I am for the most part a regular "dude", with a regular job, who has not so regular friends and family. I strive to be a better man than I was yesterday, even if only by some minute detail. I have a penchant for being hilariously awkward at just the right (or wrong, depending on your viewpoint) time. Being a walking encyclopedia of 80s and 90s pop culture references doesn't exactly help. Some think it's a gift. I think its just good luck and bad timing.
As for what I'm looking for, Nikki Sixx summed it up in one word - trouble. Just kidding (somewhat), but I'll know it when I see it.
To make a long story short, I have a wide range of music and entertainment tastes. If you're interested in getting to know me, we can discuss the specifics in person. If not, meh, no hard feelings, we all have our preferences.
Oh yeah...and I couldn't give less of a shit about going to the gym or working out if I was constipated for three straight days. Just letting you know in advance.
That's all folks. Good night, and good luck.
skype: theaceofsams (never would've guessed it, huh?)