Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First, a notice. I have Crohn's Disease. Google it. You've been
I used to have some long-winded, pretentious rhetoric on here, with
the intent of proving that I'm capable of saying more than just
"Hey, how's it going?". However, I'm no longer interested in
pandering to the (female) masses, nor do I feel the need to prove
anything to anyone. I think that alone should tell you enough about
me. Does that eliminate me from the running for 99.9998% of you
ladies? So be it. At least it also tells you that I have more of a
spine than 99.998% of the "men" (and I use the term loosely) on
this site. So, let's cut to the chase, shall we? Great.
I'm only interested in sex. Yeah, I said it. Honest enough for you?
Good. However, if it turns out that we genuinely enjoy each other's
company and develop a deep emotional/mental connection, I'm more
than happy to pursue a monogamous relationship.
However, that's not going to happen out of thin air, i.e., without
sex. Because without the physical aspect, there's only talk. Talk
is cheap. Actions speak louder than words. So with all that's been
said, I've done my fair share to be honest and upfront about who I
am, and what I "bring to the table". I forge my own path, make my
own rules, apologize to no one, do it my way, blah blah blah, I'm
sure you've heard all of this before. You get the point.
Now it's on you to prove that you're worth a damn.
Good night, and good luck.
P.S. For those that want proof that I'm a live human being and not
a robot or the creepy old man from Family Guy, I'm willing to video
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"...I'm just some fucking guy." The full story at 10:
I'm an engineer and a construction manager. I'm okay at building
stuff, but better at helping other people build stuff...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kung fu fighting? My kicks are fast as lightning.
Actions speak louder than words. If we connect, you'll find out in
Also, growing a beard (Shut up, Grandma!):
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously, I don't know, and I don't really care. People only see
what they want to see anyway. I have more important things to focus
on than others' perceptions of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
XKCD, Cyanide and Happiness, and a lot more that I'll save for in
person discussion, mmkay?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Again, a topic that could make a first meeting a lot more
interesting. I'll save my answers till then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- how I find the majority of the women on this website to be
increasingly pretentious, obnoxious, narcissistic, and
- whether we truly have an intrinsic need to love another human
being (or maybe even all other human beings) unconditionally, or
whether we fabricated such a desire as a coping mechanism to
distract ourselves from the harsh reality of a crude and primitive
Update: Apparently, my question has at least been partially
Oh, who am I kidding, I'm really only thinking about:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fine...I'll give you one...I had a hard time holding back a tear
(or twelve) during the opening of "UP". There, happy? Can we stop
with the 20 questions and just get to the waterboarding portion of
this interrogation now? Thanks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to get my attention. Unless I see something worth
responding to, I rarely initiate contact because I refuse to
conform to traditional gender and cultural stereotypes.
If you're NOT looking for a relationship. Ain't nobody got time fo'
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.