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TheAceofSams

30 Astoria, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Koala in the rain. No fucks given. True facts about marsupials. Google it. You'll thank me later.

First, a notice. I have Crohn's Disease. May as well Google that, too. You've been warned.

I forge my own path, make my own rules, apologize to no one, do it my way, blah blah blah, I'm sure you've heard all of this before. You get the point.

Other than that, whatever happens, happens.

Good night, and good luck.

-Sam

P.S. For those that want proof that I'm a live human being and not a robot or the creepy old man from Family Guy, I'm willing to video chat on
skype: theaceofsams
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"...I'm just some fucking guy." The full story at 10:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo

I'm an engineer and a construction manager. I'm okay at building stuff, but better at helping other people build stuff...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kung fu fighting? My kicks are fast as lightning.

Actions speak louder than words. If we connect, you'll find out in person.

Also, growing a beard (Shut up, Grandma!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0kSuZFOwFE
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously, I don't know, and I don't really care. People only see what they want to see anyway. I have more important things to focus on than others' perceptions of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
XKCD, Cyanide and Happiness, and a lot more that I'll save for in person discussion, mmkay?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Again, a topic that could make a first meeting a lot more interesting. I'll save my answers till then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How I wish I could be reincarnated as a cosmic pterodactyl with diarrhea for just one day so that I could literally shit on the entire universe.

- how I find the majority of the women on this website to be increasingly pretentious, obnoxious, narcissistic, and hypocritical.

- whether we truly have an intrinsic need to love another human being (or maybe even all other human beings) unconditionally, or whether we fabricated such a desire as a coping mechanism to distract ourselves from the harsh reality of a crude and primitive existence.

Update: Apparently, my question has at least been partially answered:
http://www.feelguide.com/2013/04/29/75-years-in-th-making-harvard-just-released-its-epic-study-on-what-men-require-to-live-a-happy-life/

Oh, who am I kidding, I'm really only thinking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnIBQrI3LMg
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
`\_(o_o)_/` <---*shrugs*

Fine...I'll give you one...I had a hard time holding back a tear (or twelve) during the opening of "UP". There, happy? Can we stop with the 20 questions and just get to the waterboarding portion of this interrogation now? Thanks.
You should message me if
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I think she says it quite nicely:

https://youtu.be/4sXoA7B5yJo

Or if you want to get my attention. Unless I see something worth responding to, I rarely initiate contact because I refuse to conform to traditional gender and cultural stereotypes.

Last but not least, if you get my dark sense of humor. You don't have to necessarily like it, but if it feels like I have to prepare a PowerPoint presentation to walk you through my jokes, I don't think it'll be fun for either of us.