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TheAfterman2113

29 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Mike and I just recently moved up to Portland from Arizona. I like to watch sports and try new craft beers.

Favorite sports teams: Phoenix Suns, Arizona Cardinals, Arizona Diamondbacks, Oakland A's, and, of course, the Portland Timbers.

When I'm not palling around town with my friends, I'm spending time at my house on my front porch enjoying the outdoors with a cold beer or catching up on some TV shows.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working in IT and working on exploring the great state of Oregon. I just need a travel buddy to show me around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cheering people up, listening, back massages, and being a fun person to be around.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Book of Basketball, Fahrenheit 451, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

Movies: Too many to list. Comedies/action/drama

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Louie, Arrested Development, Community, etc...

Music: My current favorite band is Coheed & Cambria. Also a big Tool, Nine Inch Nails, & A Perfect Circle fan. I'm also big into hip-hop including Jay-Z, Kanye, Dr. Dre, Lil Wayne, TuPac, Biggie, Wu-Tang, Wiz Khalifa, Atmosphere, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. My pug Moose
4. Craft Beer
5. Sports
6. Relaxation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and all the mystery surrounding us.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with some friends or enjoying some quiet time at the house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a celebrity on the internet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are awesome, cute, somewhat sarcastic, and enjoy vuvuzelas.