web site: thealmightyguru.com
myspace: myspace.com/deantersigni
I'm a nerd and a geek. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, but once
I came in 2nd place in a
syrup chugging contest! I don't
enjoy clubbing or bar-hopping, but I love dining out, going to
shows, and purposely getting lost in my car. I enjoy science,
technology, and reading. My mom says I'm cool.
I'm a
humanist,
an
atheist, and
very
skeptical
when it comes to religion, pseudosciences, and divination. I also
like to dabble in philosophy and I love playing
devil's advocate. I
think that an unexamined life is not worth living. I like to try
new things, I like to question my beliefs, I try to figure out why
I do the things I do. I'm an
iconoclast; I mock stupid traditions
and I don't celebrate holidays just because everyone else
does.
I eat a lot of salads, but I'm far from a vegetarian. I admire art
and loathe artists. I like culture (opera, ballet, theatre, etc.)
in small doses.
I'm often told that I'm a know-it-all, a
perfectionist, and a nit-picker.
It's pretty much true. I try not to be like that, but I don't try
very hard. It's part of my charm.
I'm a college dropout, but I'm still an intellectual and I spend a
lot of my time learning new things. I hope that you're also
intelligent and always looking to expand your mind with knew
knowledge.
My style of humor is
morbid,
offensive, and witty with a penchant
for
dead baby
jokes. What can I say, there just isn't much in this world
that's funnier than a dead baby.
I like to explore sex, and I can be
kinky with mild S&M tendencies
(nothing that breaks the skin). I like to be submissive
occasionally, but mostly
dominant. I enjoy acting out taboo
fantasies and I'm a cunning linguist. I prefer women who are
comfortable with their bodies and aren't afraid to ask for what
they want.
I have my own apartment, my own car, and a job that doesn't involve
the flipping of circular meat-like substances. This doesn't mean
that I gave up playing
videogames or sleeping-in, but I
still pay my bills on time and I don't spend beyond my limits. I
dislike irresponsible people.
I really hate censorship and I fucking condone free speech!
I may be a dork, but I have the ability to speak without drooling
on myself, I won't embarrass you at parties, and I'm polite and
courteous dammit!
I work as a
computer programmer for a
software development company in Flint. I'm also a recreational
programmer and hacker. I love to enjoy life through hobbies and
social gatherings.
I keep myself in shape by working out,
biking,
roller blading, playing
DDR,
boffering,
hiking,
running, and various other activities. I
don't care much for organized sports, but I still know how to play
most of them. I don't like lazy people, and I prefer any potential
dates to be in good shape as well.
My creative pursuits include digital art and design, writing, and
the occasional arts and crafts.
In the future I plan on traveling a bit more, getting my own house,
and continuing to pursue my creative impulses.
Computers, videogames, useless
trivia, fixing things with duct tape.
I have long luxurious wavy dark blond hair that's just begging to
be stroked, caressed, and maybe tugged on a little.
Sex, videogames, making myself smarter, who I am, and random
daydreaming.
Either in front of my computer figuring out a way to solve world
hunger by watching YouTube videos, or hanging out with some friends
figuring out how to solve our own hunger with a 24-hour diner.
* You read books even when you aren't forced to.
* You listen to Bill O'Reilly for comic relief.
* You understand why you do the things you do, and what you believe
in.
* You believe that science education is more important than
religious indoctrination.
* You believe in teaching children sexual education instead of
preaching abstinence.
* You're not addicted to any drugs, legal or otherwise.
* You're in good shape.
* You plan on accomplishing something with your life.
* You enjoy sex, even if you're not married (Heaven forbid!).
* You trust your intuition over your horoscope.
* You prefer to live life a little differently than the status
quo.
* You can has cheezburger?