Sorry, I'm in a relationship right now!
web site: thealmightyguru.com
facebook: facebook.com/profile.php?id=510873356
I'm a nerd and a geek. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, but once I came in 2nd place in a syrup chugging contest! I don't enjoy clubbing or bar-hopping, but I love dining out, going to shows, and purposely getting lost in my car. I enjoy science, technology, and reading. My mom says I'm cool.
I'm a humanist, an atheist, and very skeptical when it comes to religion, pseudosciences, and divination. I also like to dabble in philosophy and I love playing devil's advocate. I think that an unexamined life is not worth living. I like to try new things, I like to question my beliefs, I try to figure out why I do the things I do. I'm an iconoclast; I mock stupid traditions and I don't celebrate holidays just because everyone else does.
I eat a lot of salads, but I'm far from a vegetarian. I admire art and loathe artists. I like culture (opera, ballet, theatre, etc.) in small doses.
I'm often told that I'm a know-it-all, a perfectionist, and a nit-picker. It's pretty much true. I try not to be like that, but I don't try very hard. It's part of my charm.
I'm a college dropout, but I'm still an intellectual and I spend a lot of my time learning new things. I hope that you're also intelligent and always looking to expand your mind with knew knowledge.
My style of humor is morbid, offensive, and witty with a penchant for dead baby jokes. What can I say, there just isn't much in this world that's funnier than a dead baby.
I like to explore sex, and I can be kinky with mild S&M tendencies (nothing that breaks the skin). I like to be submissive occasionally, but mostly dominant. I enjoy acting out taboo fantasies and I'm a cunning linguist. I prefer women who are comfortable with their bodies and aren't afraid to ask for what they want.
I have my own apartment, my own car, and a job that doesn't involve the flipping of circular meat-like substances. This doesn't mean that I gave up playing videogames or sleeping-in, but I still pay my bills on time and I don't spend beyond my limits. I dislike irresponsible people.
I really hate censorship and I fucking condone free speech!
I may be a dork, but I have the ability to speak without drooling on myself, I won't embarrass you at parties, and I'm polite and courteous dammit!
I am geeky, cynical, and totally radical dude
web site: thealmightyguru.com
facebook: facebook.com/profile.php?id=510873356
I'm a nerd and a geek. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, but once I came in 2nd place in a syrup chugging contest! I don't enjoy clubbing or bar-hopping, but I love dining out, going to shows, and purposely getting lost in my car. I enjoy science, technology, and reading. My mom says I'm cool.
I'm a humanist, an atheist, and very skeptical when it comes to religion, pseudosciences, and divination. I also like to dabble in philosophy and I love playing devil's advocate. I think that an unexamined life is not worth living. I like to try new things, I like to question my beliefs, I try to figure out why I do the things I do. I'm an iconoclast; I mock stupid traditions and I don't celebrate holidays just because everyone else does.
I eat a lot of salads, but I'm far from a vegetarian. I admire art and loathe artists. I like culture (opera, ballet, theatre, etc.) in small doses.
I'm often told that I'm a know-it-all, a perfectionist, and a nit-picker. It's pretty much true. I try not to be like that, but I don't try very hard. It's part of my charm.
I'm a college dropout, but I'm still an intellectual and I spend a lot of my time learning new things. I hope that you're also intelligent and always looking to expand your mind with knew knowledge.
My style of humor is morbid, offensive, and witty with a penchant for dead baby jokes. What can I say, there just isn't much in this world that's funnier than a dead baby.
I like to explore sex, and I can be kinky with mild S&M tendencies (nothing that breaks the skin). I like to be submissive occasionally, but mostly dominant. I enjoy acting out taboo fantasies and I'm a cunning linguist. I prefer women who are comfortable with their bodies and aren't afraid to ask for what they want.
I have my own apartment, my own car, and a job that doesn't involve the flipping of circular meat-like substances. This doesn't mean that I gave up playing videogames or sleeping-in, but I still pay my bills on time and I don't spend beyond my limits. I dislike irresponsible people.
I really hate censorship and I fucking condone free speech!
I may be a dork, but I have the ability to speak without drooling on myself, I won't embarrass you at parties, and I'm polite and courteous dammit!
I am geeky, cynical, and totally radical dude
