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TheAmyWho

26 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Portland, Oregon

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Okay)

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I am smoking, quitting, and smoking again. Fuck.

My Self-Summary

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Dear OKCupid,

You overwhelm me.

Love,
Amy
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What I’m doing with my life

I think I'm wasting it.
My 5th grade teacher always wrote, "Does not live up to her full potential," on my report cards. I believe this is still the case.

I’m really good at

The first things people usually notice about me

CaptCardboard's beard.

The six things I could never do without

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I've already said too much.

You should message me if

you don't have an i-phone. I hate i-phones. I enjoy sending pic txts. If you have an i-phone and we become real friends, I will never send you photo text messages.

If you want to message me I would appreciate an ability to spell. You don't have to be the spelling bee champ, or anything...but I would like to be able to understand what you're trying to tell me.

You should message me if you have an interest in taxidermy. You don't have to be a frequent animal cutter upper...but if the idea completely repulses you, rather than slightly intrigues...we're gonna have problems.

I often type in run-on sentences and I think you should message me if you do too. Run-on sentences are sexy.

I smoke. I tried to quit and failed miserably. You should message me if you suck at quitting also. We can have a blatant lack of self control together. How fun does that sound?