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26 M Chicago, IL

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My self-summary
Michigan refugee lying low in this fair city, constantly uncovering further reasons to extend my stay. Three years in and I've finally secured an Illinois ID, which I suppose is one way of accepting that this is my home for now.

I have fulfilled my liberal arts major destiny and wound up working retail management. I oddly enjoy this, however, I do rather stubbornly cling to more creative aspirations. A few friends and I are in the process of launching a small production company, and the free time that I have which isn't spent voraciously consuming scraps of pop culture is devoted mostly to writing something or other.

I sometimes dive into elaborate, eccentric projects like plotting a murder mystery for a staff party, corralling friends into scavenger hunts and Survivor-esque competitions, and turning a bachelor party into a zombie apocalypse.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing, often in circles, always relentlessly.

Rapidly gaining a dependency on fashion, which is one of the many negative side effects of working retail.
I’m really good at
Writing Lists
Board Games
Scheming Things
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard is kind of hard to miss.

I sometimes dress like a James Bond villain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
V., Midnight's Children, Of Human Bondage, Invisible Cities, The Savage Detectives, Nightwood, Hyperion, Cloud Atlas, Moby Dick, Song of Ice and Fire, Name of the Wind, Borges, Plato, Pynchon, Stoppard, Waugh, Rushdie, Gaiman, Christie

Celine & Julie Go Boating, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, The Red Shoes, Chungking Express, Spirited Away, Mulholland Dr., Stalker, The Scarlet Empress, The Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, Naked, Playtime, La Jetee, Last Year at Marienbad, Black Narcissus, Local Hero, The Leopard, The Third Man, Peking Opera Blues, Pierrot Le Fou, Suspiria, Elevator to the Gallows, The Big Lebowski, Possession, Dogville, Come Drink With Me, Certified Copy, Mysteries of Lisbon

Doctor Who, Buffy, Twin Peaks, Battlestar Galactica, Pushing Daisies, Girls, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Orphan Black, Sherlock, Skins, The Thick of It, Veep

The Smiths, The Talking Heads, Camera Obscura, Kate Bush, PJ Harvey, The New Pornographers, Beirut, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, The Velvet Underground, Joni Mitchell, The Pogues, Arcade Fire, Belle & Sebastian, Bjork, Florence and the Machine
The six things I could never do without
1. Pen &...
2. Paper
3. Bumbershoots
4. Anachronisms
5. Whodunnits
6. Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm writing tonight and wearing tomorrow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anywhere from at work to the movies to somewhere out and about in Lakeview.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy reading subtitles.

You have (or can conjure up) a spot on Scottish accent. Other accents are negotiable.

You are, in fact, Eva Green. The Dreamers era (2003).

You want to join me on my pilgrimage across the great cocktail bars of Chicago.