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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Apr 27
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Graduated from university
My self-summary
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Michigan refugee lying low in this fair city, constantly uncovering further reasons to extend my stay. Three years in and I've finally secured an Illinois ID, which I suppose is one way of accepting that this is my home for now.

I have fulfilled my liberal arts major destiny and wound up working retail management. I oddly enjoy this, however, I do rather stubbornly cling to more creative aspirations. A few friends and I are in the process of launching a small production company, and the free time that I have which isn't spent voraciously consuming scraps of pop culture is devoted mostly to writing something or other.

I sometimes dive into elaborate, eccentric projects like plotting a murder mystery for a staff party, corralling friends into scavenger hunts and Survivor-esque competitions, and turning a bachelor party into a zombie apocalypse.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently throwing myself headfirst into a webseries that my production company is assembling over the course of this summer. Between that and the day job, I keep decently busy, but I always try to have a few other projects on the back-burner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing Lists
Board Games
Scheming Things

I'm exceptionally bad at:
Gift Wrapping
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard is kind of hard to miss.

I sometimes dress like a James Bond villain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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V., Midnight's Children, Of Human Bondage, Invisible Cities, The Savage Detectives, Nightwood, Hyperion, Cloud Atlas, Moby Dick, Anna Karenina, The Left Hand of Darkness, Song of Ice and Fire, Name of the Wind, Borges, Plato, Pynchon, Stoppard, Waugh, Atwood, Gaiman, Christie

Celine & Julie Go Boating, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, The Red Shoes, Chungking Express, Spirited Away, Mulholland Dr., Stalker, The Scarlet Empress, The Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, Naked, Playtime, La Jetee, Last Year at Marienbad, Black Narcissus, Local Hero, The Leopard, The Third Man, Peking Opera Blues, Pierrot Le Fou, Suspiria, Elevator to the Gallows, The Big Lebowski, Possession, Dogville, Come Drink With Me, The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, All That Jazz, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Certified Copy, Mysteries of Lisbon

Doctor Who, Buffy, Twin Peaks, Battlestar Galactica, Pushing Daisies, Girls, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Orphan Black, Sherlock, Skins, The Thick of It, Veep

The Smiths, The Talking Heads, Camera Obscura, Kate Bush, St. Vincent, PJ Harvey, The New Pornographers, Beirut, Lykke Li, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Pulp, The Velvet Underground, Joni Mitchell, The Pogues, Arcade Fire, M83, Belle & Sebastian, Chvrches, Bjork, Florence and the Machine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A Pen
2. And Paper
3. Bumbershoots
4. Anachronisms
5. Whodunnits
6. Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art in the age of mechanical reproduction.

Snappy character names.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anywhere from at work to the movies to somewhere out and about in Lakeview.
You should message me if
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You enjoy reading subtitles.

You have (or can conjure up) a spot on Scottish accent. Other accents are negotiable.

You are, in fact, Eva Green. The Dreamers era (2003).

You would ever be caught lighting up a karaoke bar with a rendition of Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights."

You want to join me on my pilgrimage across the great cocktail bars of Chicago.