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26 F Des Plaines, IL

My Details

Last Online
Mar 27
Native American, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So if you've clicked on this profile it's likely that you're wondering how fuckable I am. Will I have sex? Absolutely. With you? Probably not if you are a typical denizen of the internet.

I am mostly defined by what I am not. While I doubt that I am spectacular I surely am not "average".
I am not a fan of the following:
zombies, reality television, video games, sports, twitter, 4chan, blood and guts movies, superstition, national pride, excessive swearing, casual sex, hard drug use, dark humor, traveling to other countries, bullying, the color pink, racial or sexual prejudice and stereotypes, bandwagoning, censorship, celebrity worship, internet memes, and probably anything else that has a lot of popularity.
I’m really good at
Here is some art by me:

I am good at picking out things that other people would like, whether it's reading material online or actual gifts.

I'm somewhat technologically inclined. They've tinkered with a lot of programs and am a fast learner so it's not hard for me to figure out how to do things usually.

I'm really good at being ridiculous and making failed jokes.
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I don't read a lot of books these days but I'm definitely open to the option. It's just hard for me to find books that can keep my interests. Some of the books I have read and enjoyed in the past were Lord of the Flies, The Harry Potter series, Don Quixote and The Hobbit.
Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Crow, Labyrinth, The Secret of NIMH, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Mirrormask, The Dark Crystal, Legend, All Dogs go to Heaven, The Ring, The Grudge, Drop Dead Fred, Bruce Almighty, The Mask, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Shows: Regular Show, Adventure Time, Dark Matters, Scientific American, American Dad, Family Guy, Futurama
Music: Gamma Ray, Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Neurotech, Disturbed, Daft Punk, Infected Mushroom, Battle Beast and a lot of songs from various metal and 80's pop rock artists.
Food: Asian, Mexican, Italian
Games: I don't play many games anymore but the games I have played in the past and enjoyed included: Pokemon Red, Killer Instincts, Kirby Super Star (The Great Cave Offensive), Spyro The Dragon, Heroes of Might and Magic
As you can tell, most of them are very old.
The six things I could never do without
They will say the 6 things I need in a lover rather listing Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs' lowest tier or various luxuries I enjoy.

1.) Kindness Sympathy/empathy toward the feelings and needs of others, especially for me, and having a good amount of patience and understanding.
2.) Reliability Being honest, keeping promises and being available when I need help with life.
3.) Intelligence Although I greatly appreciate good grammar, spelling and math skills they mean going beyond those with critical thinking skills and creativity.
4.)Physical Attraction My subjective interpretation of beauty is needed to be sexually attracted to a person. I have a strong preference for long hair and brown eyes.
5.) Commonalities Tastes movies or other entertainment, food, humor, ethics, hobbies, interests, sexuality etc. Some differences are good too though.
6.) Conversation The ability to communicate on lots of different subjects on a daily basis and to lead a discussion. Although I like to be dominant most of the time I don't always know what to talk about, but when I do I need a good listener.

I try to provide all that I desire.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that affect me, mostly things on an emotional level. Whether they're things that amuse me or things that annoy me that's generally what I'm thinking about, or at least talking about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I prefer to be dominant in most (especially sexual) situations.
I'm panromantic and demisexual, not just plain bisexual.
I don't believe in gender but my sex is female so I go with feminine pronouns for simplicity.

Also, although my D&D alignment test says that I'm neutral good they think I'm actually neutral evil, I just act good.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You're interested in a serious (but likely long distance) relationship.