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TheBagelfather

45 Santa Clara, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 5:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a very funny and geeky guy. My goal to meet someone who will be an integral part of my life. In addition I am attracted to women who are smart, funny, and can speak their mind. That is a turn on and not a turn off with me.

One of my favorite quotes is "You're not going mad, you're going sane in a world gone mad."

The other is "Live, Love, Laugh" which is tattooed as part of a larger piece on my left arm. I need someone in my life who lives by those three words as well.

I am an amazing, funny, caring, and eclectic individual. It is difficult to pin down any specific part of me. I forgot to say I am awesome. That isn't just an ego thing, this is from coworkers, friends, and Xenon from Chiron Beta Prime.

I have a BS in television and film production from San Diego State University which led to a career in fraud prevention (go figure).

In being up front I am a Burner and have gone to Burining Man in 2006, 2011-2014. I will be returning in 2015 as the Mayor of Silicon Village.

I enjoy theater and in the past I have been part of various tech crews including follow spot and house manager. I am a gamer of both the pencil and paper variety as well as computer/console games. Furthermore I also design board and card games. I have one project in beta test at this time. Though if you are a hard core computer or console gamer I am not someone who is. I play a lot more casually as I have a lot of things I enjoy doing.

I am a spiritual person, in the non traditional sense including the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. In all honesty being with someone who is not heathen or pagan is fine as long as we can be respectful of each other for our faiths. I am okay with agnostic and someone who is atheist so long as the person I am with is accepting of my spiritual path and understanding of it. If you are someone who is very much in the vain of religion of any type is bad and a waste of time then I do not feel we will be compatible.

I'm a fun romantic who secretly wants a robot army to help rule Silicon Valley. I consider myself witty, friendly, and creative. You need to be friendly in order to get parts to build your robot army after all.

I am entertained by some kids cartoons (Mad, Adventure Time, Phineas and Ferb, The Misadventures of Flapjack, Samurai Jack, etc.)

I made this film in college:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yvmI8oZ7wk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am single and taking things one day at a time in regards to dating.
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I have been with LinkedIn for over four years in Trust and Safety and love my job and my team.

I enjoy going out to theater, Comedy Sportz, concerts, parties and other social activities. I'm also a gamer in many aspects, RPG, card/board games, and some video games (Minecraft, Rockband and various RPGs, 1st person shooters). Lately I have been focusing on sewing and other creative projects so I haven't played video games as much as I had in the past.

I used to attend Comic Con. I went for 25 years the last being
in 2011.

I am also working on my spiritual journey and better understanding who I am. I know that I am a healer and am working on that aspect of my life (Reiki).

Traveling, finally seeing the world. Recently visited Ireland, Finland, Netherlands, France, and England.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My creativity is my strongest aspect of my being. My favorite way of expressing this with friends is to host theme parties.

I'm a decent cook, a great kisser, strong hands for massage, writing, photography, art projects, being quick of wit, and making flavored vodkas.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People notice that I look just like me. In addition I have four tattoos (two are usually visible) and I have great eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a variety of books. I am not a hard core sci-fi person, but I read sci-fi. I prefer lighter humor such as Terry Pratchett's Discworld series and the Harry Dresden novels. My coworker convinced me to read Game of Thrones since I was watching the series. I like it better than some of my friends.

I enjoy the experience of going to a theater to see a film. My tastes run the gambit when it comes to movies. It can be a B-movie horror such as The Tripper, a comedy like Tropic Thunder, a romantic comedy like Amile, Star Wars, Bullworth, O'Brother Where Art Thou, Dorkness Rising, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Office Space, The Specials, Comic Book the Movie, Mystery Men, The Man from Snowy River, Hot Fuzz, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, District 9, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Player, Zoolander, and more.

Television Shows: Currently I watch or have watched regularly: Community, Supernatural, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Psych (way behind), Medium, Stargate Universe, SG-1, Veronica Mars, Monk, Burn Notice, Malcom in the Middle, Futurama, Farascape, The Prisoner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Walking Dead, Angel, Babylon 5, Firefly, Arrested Development, Scrubs, House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Harvey Birdman - Attorney at Law, Robot Chicken, Doctor Who, Venture Brothers, Archer, No Ordinary Family, Caprica, Archer, Greatest American Hero, Leverage, The Soup, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, and Torchwood. The Librarians, and @Midnight.

Music: There is too much to list and I'm bad at band names. I love Nerd Core (MC Frontalot, MC Lars, Adam Warlock), The Beatles, The Killers (first album), Gorillas (first 2 albums), Beastie Boys, Voltaire, Weird Al Yankovic, They Might Be Giants, Clannad, Arrogant Worms, Dead Milkmen, Elvis, Elvis Costello, Movie Soundtracks, B-52s, Killer Dwarves, Jonathan Coulton, Metallica, Willie Nelson, a lot of 60s rock, Billie Holiday, and much more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, laughter, air, a the sun, my mind, good memories.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Why did the chicken cross the road? Who is that masked man? Do dryers create a dimensional polarized portal whose opposite polarity to socks causes one to disappear in the dryer?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to a movie, hanging out with friends, going to the theater, Comedy Sportz, game design, writing, watching TV, plotting world domination, seeing if there is something to do, catching up on Tivo, Xbox Live, art projects, finding something to do outside of the house!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still have the teddy bear my grandmother gave me for my first birthday. it sits on a shelf overlooking my room. I also have a shelf of mementos going back to early childhood including an unsigned piece of the Guitar Weird Al smashed on stage at a concert in San Diego over 20 years ago.
You should message me if
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Reasons to contact me:

You are a fun person.
Want to be friends and/or date.
You are the gatekeeper.
You have the other half of the secret chemical formula.
Ate olives with your lunch.
You know what Bah Weep Grana Weep Minibaum means.
You are a gamer.
You like gamers.
You have, read all of this and can't stop laughing.
You wantz some of my cheeseburger.
You ponder why anyone paid to see Tom Cruise in "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid."
The Hypno Toad told you so.

You go to BayCon, PantheaCon, Comic Con or "Fill in the blank"-Con.

You like parties with cool themes (e.g. "Pirates and Ninjas," "Pi-Day," "Hannimas," "Friends Romans and Countrymen," "Conquer Earth Day," and "Apocalypse How?")

Either you are a burner, would go with me to Burning Man, or are comfortable with me going on my own. You have been touched by his noodly appendage.

Watch the Legend of Neil or The Guild

You have a fantasy involving a Mexican apple thief.

You will make me smile.