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TheBastardKing

26 M Roanoke, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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For my name, I really couldn't pick a name and let someone do it for me, big mistake, oops.

I'd really like to find someone to go with downtown and get involved in random adventures.

I'm very extroverted and do whatever I like. I like to get out and go on adventures, try stuff, and meet people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from RU, and received my bachelor's in Psychology.

I'm in a transitional part of my life right now after graduating. I'm working a job currently as a banker. Thats going well so far and i'm liking it. Just trying to get myself out there and move up in the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whatever I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bright blue eyes, when they're not hidden behind my glasses, they can change color, and have a rare yellow halo in the middle of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Fight club, Cruel intentions, princess mononoke, pleasantville, Beerfest, Super troopers, night of the living dorks, how high, serenity, resident evil, Aliens, Scream, The Count of Monte Cristo, Boondocks Saints, Grease, Army of Darkness, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Breakfast Club, repo the genetic opera, Evil Dead, Stargate, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Castle, Detention, bad Roger Corman movies.

Music: too much to go into, no country or emo though, everything else fine. I used to be a big fan of Hollywood Undead, but after their new album i'm not too sure anymore. I will add some artists though, like Paul Oakenfold, Tiesto, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead Cypress Hill, D12, Tech N9ne, Basshunter, Lady Gaga, Paul Gordan, etc

Books: Fight Club, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Outsiders, 1984, Animal Farm, Artemis Fowl, Enders Game, Of Mice and Men, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Feed, Uglies, Brave New World. Those are a few, i've been meaning to read a few more. Just haven't gotten the time

Food: whatever tastes good, Usually that's Italian, or some Barbeque. I've been trying to teach myself to cook. I'm making a little progress. The best thing i've learned to do is marinade some Antelope. That was delicious after I cooked it up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Since this is technically "necessity"...

1. Movies, I love movies
2. Drinks with friends
3. Amazing food, I love seafood and barbecue
4. Games, whether they're table top games, drinking games or video games and i'm sharing them with friends
5. Books
6. Doctor Who.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future Perfect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends hanging out, or on some random adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not anything like the guys you've met before, not to sound cliche. My goals and motives are unique, and so is what I want out of life.
You should message me if
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You're looking for someone to cuddle up with and have a few drinks while watching movies or smoking hookah

When it comes to women, I don't want ordinary. I want Extraordinary. I want to meet a woman unique and different.

If you're buddhist, Definitely message me. I want to learn more about it and am contemplating incorporating that into my life.

Bonus points to any woman who has the courage to message me first, no matter who you are. ;)

And I'm not one of those shitty guys who doesn't like strong women. I'm not some guy who's so insecure and shitty who feels threatened by someone who actually does her own thing and has opinions and wants to do shit with her life.

And No, i'm not Christian. If you are thats cool but it's religion is not a part of my life nor will it ever be.