So here we go.
I have been with my company for 4 years and have an established, comfortable career. I just bought a house in Waterloo, and a new Range Rover for the driveway. I wanted to get all my luxury purchases figured out before 30, so I can build income and invest in future rental properties so I can retire by around 50. That's the plan.
With this house comes an enormous lawn and garden, so I am interested in meetings girls who know about things hostas, perennials, and grass types. I'd like to ultimately replace my gardener with a girlfriend.
With that, I suppose it's time to try and date women, not girls. I'm into women that have careers, education, a sharp sarcastic sense of humour, patience for a busy schedule and love of dirty jokes.
Online dating is not always fun and sometimes it's awkward. One thing I can promise is that we won't have an awkward date as I try not to take life to seriously. Sometimes people don't click, sometimes people fall madly in love. I'd like to hit somewhere right in the middle but even if we don't, we will have laughs and not leave feeling like we need to have a shower afterwords. It's nice not to have any pressure, and it's even nicer not being in a rush.
If you have an addiction to cooking and trying out new meals, I have a sweet kitchen and am always hungry, so by all means try out all your meals on me. I will love them. I also exercise, so don't worry about over-feeding me lol.
So in summery, I want to go on a date with a gardener/chef/comedian/porn star. Let's make that happen :)
But in all honesty, if you look like a sweetheart I will probably message you back and we can have a nice chat about world politics, which I'm sure you are all very into.