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28 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
I wish it was simple enough to just assure all of you that I'm an amazing catch that your dad would like watching hockey with. However, the ratio of guys to girls on this thing must be completely crazy and I've heard a lot of you have received some pretty psychotic perverted messages. On behalf of my gender, I apologize. I'm one of the more evolved ones though - pinky swear.

I have a graduate degree in Human Resources and am employed as a Recruiter in a specialized HR firm. This keeps me pretty busy but I of course like to take edge off my professional life. This includes going to the gym (not a juicehead), going out on the weekend (not an alcoholic), or just chilling out watching whatever TV series I'm addicted to (not a nerd... well maybe, Game of Thrones is incredible though).

I don't need to date a genius, but if you have a thirst for knowledge than we would definitely get along. I tend to go on comedic rants about pretty much everything and one day hope to turn this into some kind of writing, blogging or podcast. Chances are though I'll resort to getting involved with a cool girl who appreciates what some may call "tasteless humour". I dislike violent girls who try to push me into traffic downtown Guelph (that happened), but a little sass is nice. The more sarcastic and edgy the better.

I have my own apartment, car and a credit score of 815, which I know is a huge turn on for everyone. I've been known to spend outlandish amounts of money on sneakers and home entertainment, which some may consider a problem, but at least it's not a drug addiction. I do have savings though and will be moved into a condo by the end of the year. This is a super adult trait of mine that my mother is very proud of, thank you.
What I’m doing with my life
Just bought a house, so, shoveling a lot of snow. Then in the summer, mowing a lot of grass. Pretty sexy.
I’m really good at
I think of myself an excellent writer, a classic joke-teller, an exceptional Big Spoon, a mediocre Little Spoon. REALLY great at watching movies.

Basically, all things humour related is really all I care about :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told I have a cute but irritated look on my face most of the time... like I'm frustrated, but grinning about it. The "secret joke all to myself" face.

That, and usually I'll come forth with a fairly tasteless joke immediately after introductions
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite book is The Average American Male. I just recently burned through all the Game of Throne books, they were amazing. Currently reading Dark Tower series.

Movies I love Choke and Moon (Sam Rockwell is my boy), I also love the typical dude movies... The Departed was studly.

I love the 90's for music... alternative rock (ie, Stone Temple Pilots), but I love the hip hop classics (Wu Tang, Biggie, etcetera).

Food? Uhm... Breakfast sandwiches :)
The six things I could never do without
My laptop, my bed, my rum, my car...hmmm... my gym membership (as douche-baggy as that sounds)... Tim Horton's coffee...comedy, my gilette Mach 3, my electric toothbrush, the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh boy lol.... That is what we call a "Loaded Question". How dare you, OKCupid.

Alright, in seriousness.. I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about my career... my future, etc. Again, a d-bag answer but this is about honesty lol. I've partied away all my early 20's and now I am good to go for self-actualization and adult-type happiness.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a Pub, or at a club. Or, with a glass of rum/rye on ice while reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm... well to keep things relevant, I am very much open to online dating lol. I am not on this for sex, or to be complimented.... picking up girls in the bar is so 2009. I'm all grown up and want to do grown up things, but taking it as it comes is necessary.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have an extremely open sense of humour and live by the "laughter is the best medicine" principle. You can NOT be up tight lol, I am pretty edgy and it tends to take a certain type of enlightened, easy going girl who isn't quite self-entitled and "princessy" to fall in love with me. I can make friends with anyone, but only love the Gems.