I have a blog that probably describes me more... probably way too much. It's a comedy blog, so... don't take it seriously. If you do like it, let me know! http://thepressurelube.wordpress.com/
This is where I do my best to sound interesting/funny, while avoiding sounding douchey/creepy. Feel free to let me know how I did.
I wish it was simple enough to just assure all of you that I'm an amazing catch that dad would like watching hockey with. However, the ratio of guys to girls on this thing must be completely crazy and I've heard a lot of you have received some pretty psychotic perverted messages. On behalf of my gender, I apologize. I'm one of the more evolved ones though - pinky swear.
I have a graduate degree in Human Resources and am employed as a Recruiter in a specialized HR firm. This keeps me pretty busy but I of course like to take edge off my professional life. This includes going to the gym (not a juicehead), going out on the weekend (not an alcoholic), or just chilling out watching whatever TV series I'm addicted to (not a nerd... well maybe, Game of Thrones is incredible though).
I don't need to date a genius, but if you have a thirst for knowledge than we would definitely get along. I tend to go on comedic rants about pretty much everything and one day hope to turn this into some kind of writing, blogging or podcast. Chances are though I'll resort to getting involved with a cool girl who appreciates what some may call "tasteless humour". I dislike violent girls who try to push me into traffic downtown Guelph (that happened), but a little sass is nice. The more sarcastic and edgy the better.
I have my own apartment, car and a credit score of 815, which I know is a huge turn on for everyone. I've been known to spend outlandish amounts of money on sneakers and home entertainment, which some may consider a problem, but at least it's not a drug addiction. I do have savings though and will be moved into a condo by the end of the year. This is a super adult trait of mine that my mother is very proud of, thank you.