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TheBiggestSkink

31 Brisbane, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:06am
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not an easy-going or down-to-earth guy because, ya know, that sounds like a lot of work.

I like some things! I enjoy fashion, drag racing and sarcasm. Things I actually enjoy include science, the ocean, creatures, music and other stuff. The hobby that most excites me is freediving which essentially amounts to holding one's breath and swimming around under water. It's pretty rad, perhaps describing things isn't my strong point.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking names I guess, working on my personal legend, the usual.

I work in music management, I previously wrote that it's boring but it's totally not, it actually pretty fun. That said, I'll list three things that I would like to do in inverse order of likelihood that I'll ever be able to provide myself with the opportunity to do them. These may seem dumb/fanciful/eccentric/delusional but I think you're dumb/fanciful/eccentric/delusional so there.

Things I'd like to do:
- Lead a one-way expedition to explore Mars or Venus.
- Explore an undersea cavern for the first time. Any one will do.
- Drive from Australia to England.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well you see, I'm actually a muscular genius with a heart of gold. I have been described as the worst adventurer of all time. This was probably meant in a nice way, or not, guess you'll find out.

I'm also good at making things and discovering how things work. Sometimes the thing ends up destroyed. Usually.

I have been told that I'm an enthusiastic yet gentle soul with keen eyesight and powerful hindquarters for leaping high into trees in pursuit of my prey.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my rapier wit, lust for life and unquenchable thirst for whatever. Also, my limited attention span.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Clever and funny, thoughtful yet heartbreaking, gory and complex.

Rise Against, Woodkid, MKO, Tom Mcrae, Micah P Hinson, Incubus, La Roux, Sia, Audioslave, Gomez, DJ Shadow, You Me At Six, Magic Dirt, The Offspring (old and new), The National, John Grant.

I'm not much of a movie guy for reasons that I've never really bothered to meditate upon however I do love me some TV shows. The Wire, Sopranos, Generation Kill, American Horror Story, House of Cards, Newsroom and all 'the usuals' are something that I thoroughly enjoy however discussing TV shows at length is not really something that I'm into. I do love discussing the ideas that spring to mind with the shows as stimulus.

Let's not get started on books here, we could be going for a while.

Preferred websites are XKCD (of course), TED, Wikipedia and Guardian. I'm not a reditor but I can appreciate that others find value in such a forum. <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I fairly introspective and need to take frequent breaks to look stuff up on the internet. Important stuff like how dolphins drink and how jellyfishes sleep.

On a more personal level I also think about life, love and whether or not I'm doing the right thing on my journey through the universe. I think I am. Maybe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stuck on a beach, struggling to put up a tent, sleeping, I don't know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking for a romantic adventurer, failing that, a regular adventurer should suffice. You made it this far through the profile so that's something, grats! If you liked what you read or found any spelling mistakes then let me know.

You'll also need to withstand the intellectual, physical and emotional rigours of my intensive vetting program. Alternatively, if you like puppies then that's fine.