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TheBiggestSkink

31 Brisbane, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm not an easy-going or down-to-earth guy and I truly hope that I never become one. Being somebody's "Mr Perfect" is far too much responsibility to live up to and will only result in mutual disappointment. Neither you nor I are responsible for the happiness of any other person and our relationships need to be reflective of such.

I like things too! I enjoy fashion, Triple M and sarcasm. Things I actually enjoy include romance, science, the ocean, creatures, music, love and other stuff. The hobby that most excites me is freediving which essentially amounts to holding one's breath and swimming around under water. It's pretty rad, perhaps describing things isn't my strong point.
What I’m doing with my life
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"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
- E.B. White.

Taking names and working on my personal legend.

I work in music management, I previously wrote that it's boring but it's totally not, it actually pretty fun. That said, I'll list three things that I would like to do in inverse order of likelihood that I'll ever be able to provide myself with the opportunity to do them. These may seem dumb/fanciful/eccentric/delusional but I think you're dumb/fanciful/eccentric/delusional so there.

Things I'd like to do:
- Lead a one-way expedition to explore Mars or Venus.
- Explore an undersea cavern for the first time. Any one will do.
- Drive from Australia to England.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well you see, I'm actually a muscular genius with a heart of gold. I have been described as the worst adventurer of all time. This was probably meant in a nice way, or not, guess you'll find out.

I'm also good at making things and discovering how things work. Normally this destroys said things in the process but that's part of the game.

I have been told that I'm an enthusiastic yet gentle lover with keen eyesight and powerful hindquarters for leaping high into trees in pursuit of my prey.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my winning smile, lust for life and incredible beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Clever and funny, thoughtful yet heartbreaking, gory and complex.

Woodkid, MKO, Tom Mcrae, Micah P Hinson, Incubus, La Roux, Sia, Audioslave, Gomez, DJ Shadow, You Me At Six, Magic Dirt, The Offspring (old and new), The National, Gaslight Anthem.

I'm not much of a movie guy for reasons that I've never really bothered to meditate upon however I do love me some TV shows downloaded from the internet. The Wire, Sopranos, Generation Kill, American Horror Story and all 'the usuals' are something that I thoroughly enjoy however discussing TV shows at length is not really something that I'm into. I do love discussing the ideas that spring to mind with the shows as stimulus.

Preferred websites are XKCD (of course), TED, Wikipedia (derp) and Wired. I'm not a reditor but I can appreciate that others find value in such a forum. <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I frequently meditate upon the complexity of the universe including obvious topics such as time travel, mind-machine interface and feminism along with less obvious questions such as the implication of cellular damage in deep-sea creatures, dark matter and communicating using gravity.

I also think about modifications that I can make to my chicken coop to improve my girls experience of life.

On a more personal level I also think about sex, love and whether or not I'm doing the right thing on my journey through the universe. I think I am. Maybe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stuck on a beach, struggling to put up a tent, sleeping, I don't know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My penis is actually a hydra with tough reptilian skin covering a powerful muscular body. It is extremely embarrassing and makes it incredibly difficult to maintain relationships.

It ate my previous girlfriend.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for a romantic adventurer! A lover who, when I suggest my latest dangerous idea, says she'll be ready in five minutes! A woman who is unafraid of being brave when I'm vulnerable and comfortable enough to expect the same from me. A team-mate, a friend, a leader, a follower and a guide. Someone who can take down names as I kick ass and doesn't mind if I stand back chewing bubble gum while she takes her turn.

If you feel that you can withstand the intellectual, physical and emotional rigours of my intensive vetting program then we should talk. Alternatively, if you like puppies then that will do too.