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TheBiggieShorty

31 Somerville, MA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I love avocados, comedies and ridiculous dramas equally, pretending to have a favorite beer ("I'm a big fan of Pretty Things!"), loud, passionate conversations, and laughing so hard I cry. I'm not really into poor public transit etiquette, Taylor Swift, or Proactiv commercials.

ETA: I've been listening to Taylor Swift's 1989 for a week and good god it's a fantastic pop album. But I still hate when she dances at awards shows.
What I’m doing with my life
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Paralegaling/Podcasting/Writing
I’m really good at
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Procrastinating and remembering to floss.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a perma-scowl that I really can't do anything about. I'm usually not mad, that's just my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Amerikanah" might be my favorite book ever. I just finished Sharon Creech's "Walk Two Moons" on the recommendation of a friend and it was great. I tend to start several non-fictions at a time and finish them slowly.

"Coming to America" is arguably the best movie of all time.

You can find me live tweeting "Scandal" and then falling asleep to "Criminal Minds." When is "Louie" coming back?

Currently on iTunes rotation: Beyonce, Azealia Banks, Kendrick, Diplo & Friends mixes, and tinybitchtapes on Soundcloud.

I also get through the day by listening to a lot of podcasts: Girl on Guy with Aisha Tyler, WTF with Marc Maron, You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes, Call Chelsea Peretti and OMG DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SERIAL?

A great cheeseburger and a good beer can cure most things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Something to moisturize my lips.
2. An Internet connection.
3. A place to write things down.
4. Laughter.
5. The cool side of the pillow.
6. Reading material that makes me laugh/cry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do you think that dogs can hear our thoughts? Because one time I called this dog's owner an asshole inside my head and that dog turned around and looked at me, so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eavesdropping on blind dates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm really grossed out by the crust that forms on the bottle of hot sauce.
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You want to debate "Breaking Bad" vs. "The Wire."

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