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TheBlackSmoke

36 M Alameda, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from the Midwest, live in the east bay, and work in SF. I love dogs and my family. I've never been married, don't have any kids, and I have my shit together.

I'm passionate about the outdoors, I build furniture as a hobby, and I have a strange attraction to the Pacific Northwest.

I see hundreds of beautiful women every day, but I work in a very male-dominated industry so I rarely find opportunity to meet them. I'm hoping this site might help us say hi to each other.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I have many. Some of them are very heavy, serious things. The ones I routinely come back to, however, are written by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.

TV: Not really my forte', but I do routinely watch Game of Thrones. I liked LOST (obviously). The A-Team (and associated 80's action shows. Life needs more helicopter chases). The Office. Portlandia. Hell on Wheels. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Ray Mears. Dual Survival. Arrested Development. The Venture Brothers. Firefly.

Movies: So many. Film is an under appreciated art form. The core, however, of my most frequently rewatched collection is made up of the LOTR trilogy, the Star Wars trilogy (yes, THREE), Indiana Jones, and things involving Tim Burton.

Music: I'll give anything a shot. If a song has lyrics, they are important to me. I can't tune out stupidity. I tend to dislike most rap/hip-hop because of this. Skinny Puppy is what's presently playing on Spotify. Viking metal is what I play at the gym. (Well, metal for weights, dubstep for cardio.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You want real or you want cutesy? Because I mean, I actually have a bag packed with the essential tools I would need to survive in case of a major disaster.

Yes, that's a fairly obvious dodge because the question overwhelms me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the (empty!) gym.
At the local dive.
Getting sick of the dive. Let's go do something new.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know it's a boring answer, but you'll just have to ask. I don't have the same standards of privacy that most people do. Especially if I've had, like, half a beer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like bicycles, dogs, archery, hiking, Star Wars, and/or ships.
You want to DO things.
You want to go camping.
You need someone to look good on your arm for a night out.
You need someone to look good on your couch for a night in.
You want to have art night/craft night/game night and will actually show up.