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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 2
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am The Almighty Bobbu. That's an ironic and humorous affectation, but also a bit true.

Quick note before you go any further - I'm polyamorous. That means I have multiple intimate and romantic relationships, with the full knowledge & consent of everyone involved. If you don't like the fact that I frequently share my life, my love, and my bed with multiple, wonderful people, then I suggest you fuck off now.

Oh yes, I tend towards exceptionally straightforward communication. This does mean that I am frequently described as an arsehole, but I do try my best to be a reasonable human being. In short - I'm a dick to people I dislike, but an unfaltering friend to those I like. And I like swearing.

The general suggestion is to meet me in person if you really want to experience me properly, for written words never can quite cover the entire truth of anyone. Though for ease of basic understanding many labels can be applied to me: bipolar, pansexual, polyamorous, web geek, sadist, activist, artisan, performer, writer, and anarchist.

In case you're curious, the webdesigner me lives at these days.

And more can be discovered about my art, performing and writing by visiting
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a web & graphic designer, with a hint of web developer in there too. All round web & tech geek, really. From 9-6 every weekday I am employed in that despicable practice of online marketing. I'm also a crafty bugger who spends half his time in my garage workshop creating whatever springs to mind. Of late I have been specialising in taxidermy, jewellery and steampunk props of all kinds.

In short, I'm a busy, arty bastard. And to tell the truth, there's very little I would rather be doing. I am exceptionally lucky in that I have managed, through no small feat of perseverance, to earn my living doing what I love, and I am damn smug about it.

Though perhaps a little more time to dedicate to writing would be pleasant. I don't get the opportunity to do it for any publishers other than myself (and a free mag sometimes), and I update my blog far too irregularly to have any hopes of chasing it as a career any more, but it's a favourite hobby of mine.

The spare time I hack out of my schedule is spent with friends and lovers in pursuit of great movies, the most entertaining pub conversations, and dark lords (I LARP when I have the chance, mostly as an excuse to dress up and do some archery with moving targets).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
'Art, technology, ethics and sex' sums up nicely most of the significant things in with my life. But I tend to be good at whatever I take up, really, as I'm a very quick learner. With the exception of musical instruments - I just don't have the patience, I'm afraid. Which is a shame - I would love to play violin.

Oh, I also can't do much by way of sports. I walk with a cane and have no interest in competition.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dreadlocks and sense of style tend to be the first things commented on. I've had them since December 2006, and they've collected so many souveniers and memorials to various people and events in my life that they are often the focus of much amazement and scrutiny. The dreadlocks, that is.

My style, on the other hand, is something I don't consider all that much myself - I just generally wear what I feel comfortable and confident in, which tends to be a suit and waistcoat, with some form of hat. Apparently this follows the vintage/gothic/steampunk kind of style, depending on who you ask, and people find it unique and interesting. Says a lot about the state of the world, I think.

Oh, if I'm smoking my pipe then that is guaranteed to be the first thing people mention. I would be very wealthy if I got a pound for every time I have heard the phrase "My grandad used to smoke a pipe."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mobile
My computer
My pipe & tobacco
Something to create with
Honest friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the things I'm interested in. Haven't I been through this earlier?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no 'typical' Friday might. I may be found out at the pub with friends and lovers; or I may be at home alone in front of an essay-or-sculpture-in-progress. I may be at the other end of the country for a cabaret show, market of oddities, or some crazy BDSM event; I may be cuddled up under the duvet with some friends and/or lovers in front of a movie.

Varietas Delectat is my motto.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything you wish to know, ask. I'm not prone to keeping secrets - not any of my own, anyway.
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